Festivus Pole to Be Erected Next to Manger in Delray Beach

Last year, Deerfield Beach activist, blogger, and self-proclaimed “militant atheist” Chaz Stevens made headlines when he put up a Festivus Pole in the Florida Capitol rotunda. Last year’s pole — which was an eight-foot-tall pole made of Pabst Plue Ribbon beer cans — was inspired by Tallahassee officials allowing Christian…

FPL Is Asking for Public Funds to Fight Off Clean Water Rules

Florida Power & Light wants to use public funds to fight off clean water rules. FPL went before the Florida Public Service Commission on Wednesday, asking it to allow the utility company to collect $228,500 from ratepayers to lobby against proposed water rules by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. The…

Congressman Asks FBI to Investigate USA Swimming Over Child Sex Abuse

This past spring, New Times published a cover story detailing widespread sexual abuse in competitive swimming. The story detailed many Florida connections, including allegations about one Fort Lauderdale coach who was accused of videotaping boys in a bathroom but was barely investigated. Now, California Congressman George Miller has asked the…

Scott-Crist Debate: The Twitterverse Responds to Brutal On-Air Smackdown

Well, that was brutal. Fangate obviously didn’t cool down any tempers. Last night, Gov. Rick Scott met challenger Charlie Crist in the final gubernatorial debate. If you plugged into the live feed from Jacksonville, you witnessed the only show outside of the WWE featuring well-tanned and slightly delirious egos pounding…

Ten Reasons the Dolphins Will Win the AFC East

We sling a lot of poop at the Miami Dolphins around these parts. And for good reason. They suck. They tend to stuff all our Sundays, loyalties, and hope into a cannon and fire it into an active volcano like Xenu. But screw that. We’re going to forge ahead and…

Tonight: Protest at Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office Over Excessive Use of Force

Alarmed at a recent rash of bloody encounters between Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies and members of local immigrant communities, immigrant right’s groups are planning to demonstrate tonight at the sheriff’s Lake Worth station. See also: Palm Beach Deputies Caught on Video Beating Man The 5 p.m. rally will be…

Meet the Americans Serving Life in Prison for Weed

Finishing off the end of a joint, the DeLisi brothers slid into a 7-Eleven parking lot just off Sample Road in Pompano Beach. It was the end of 1974, and they were ages 30 and 38, full of New York swagger, and feeling invincible. Tucked into the yellow 1965 Porsche’s…

Florida’s Medical Marijuana Amendment Is in Danger of Failing

For much of the past year, it seemed almost inevitable that medical marijuana would become legal in Florida. Polls showed that more than 80 percent of Floridians would support a constitutional amendment that’s on the ballot this November legalizing medicinal weed. So it was something of a shocker last week…

Boca Prankster Vitaly Zdorovetskiy Strikes Again With Chainsaw-Massacre Gag

Boca Raton resident and all-around internet sensation Vitaly Zdorovetskiy has struck a viral nerve once again with a gruesome and terrifying chainsaw-massacre prank. The 22-year-old Russian prankster, whom New Times profiled last year, has taken his pranking ways up a notch by fooling poor unsuspecting people into thinking they’re not…

Trial to Decide if Man Needs Medical Marijuana Restarts Monday

With Election Day three weeks away, the decision over whether medical marijuana will be legalized in Florida hangs in the balance. And today, in what is a first for Florida, a jury will be deciding if marijuana is medically necessary for someone. The trial of Jesse Teplicki, which started Monday…