9 Reasons Kansas City Chiefs Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game, and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win, while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…

Five Reasons Howard Stern Will Fit in Perfectly in Palm Beach

Last year, the King of All Media bought a house for $52 million on Palm Beach. Howard Stern, as he’s also known, lived in the five-bedroom custom mansion only part time. But now, according to Gossip Extra, he’s planning to become a permanent Florida resident. The site claims that the…

Fort Lauderdale Tops List of Florida’s Most Dangerous Cities

Crime stats are always figuring into the decisions people make about where to lay their heads. The folks at the website Homesecurityshield.net have done everyone a solid by doing a state-by-state breakdown of each of that particular 50’s most dangerous municipalities. The Sunshine State edition has just hit the internet,…

Congresswoman Trying to Get Rush Limbaugh Forced Off the Air

Congresswoman Lois Frankel is mounting an attack to get South Florida resident and all-around blowhard Rush Limbaugh off the radio. Frankel, who represents Florida’s 22nd congressional district, which includes parts of northern Broward, Palm Beach County, West Palm Beach, and Coconut Creek, has put together a petition to have Limbaugh’s…

Animal Trainer Gets Relicensed While Complaints Take Years to Resolve

James “Barney” O’Donnell, 84, is a well-known greyhound trainer from Miami Lakes who has raced dogs around the country. In 2011, O’Donnell was busted for forging a dead veterinarian’s signature on paperwork for 94 dogs. In 2013, a raid of O’Donnell’s cages at Florida Kennels, the Hialeah compound where he…

New Lawsuit Goes After Alleged Enablers in Sexual Assault Case

In 2012, Jeffery London, a former youth pastor and charter-school dean of students, was accused of a vicious pattern of sexual assault with the poor kids he let stay with him at an unlicensed foster home dubbed “London’s Hotel.” The investigation reportedly involved up to 40 possible victims. When London…

Jameis Winston Suspended for First Half of Game Versus Clemson

Florida State Seminoles star quarterback Jameis Winston created a stir across campus and the internet on Tuesday when he apparently hopped onto a table and yelled out some obscenities about doing something adult to a woman’s private parts. And now, the FSU football team has come out and announced that…

NAACP of Florida Comes Out for Medical Marijuana

As the two opposing sides were debating medical marijuana on Tuesday in Broward County, the NAACP of Florida announced that it is endorsing the passing of Amendment 2. “Florida State Conference of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People proudly announces its support of United for Care and…

The Eight Most Basic Places in Broward County

Broward is a basic bitch’s wet dream. Also known as white-girl paradise, it’s where hipsterdom and pretension are left at the county line. Here you can find a strip club in a strip mall and endless chains of chain restaurants. For the most part, instead of pop-up shops, there are…

Satanic Temple to Distribute Pamphlets to Florida Schools

The Satanic Temple is planning to hand out educational religious materials to public school children in the coming months. The materials, which includes a coloring and activity booklet for children titled, “The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities,” are being handed out in response to a recent Orange County School…

Tonight: Fort Lauderdale Votes on More Anti-Homeless Laws

Tonight, Fort Lauderdale city commissioners will vote on two ordinances: one which that would ban camping downtown, and another that would ban panhandling in many city locations. This past spring, the city passed an ordinance that allows police to confiscate homeless people’s belongings, and another that strengthened a law against…