Seven Reasons SeaWorld’s Bigger Orca Tanks Project Is a Joke

SeaWorld has been in a bit of a pickle since the documentary Blackfish (and its ensuing soaring viewership on CNN and Netflix) came out in 2013. The documentary, which features several former SeaWorld trainers, exposes the park’s inhumane practices with orcas, including how the whales are kept in small, cramped…

Eight Types of Miami Dolphins Fans

The Miami Dolphins are well into the preseason, facing off against the Buccaneers in Tampa on Saturday night. And that means football season is in full swing. And while kickoff is still a couple of weeks off, people are either excited, not excited, or just don’t give a crap that…

Hey, Jeb Bush: Marijuana Won’t Kill Florida’s Tourism

Former governor wants Florida to stay kid-friendly. You know, like Disney World. That’s why people shouldn’t vote yes on Amendment Two in November. In a statement released yesterday, Dubya’s brother put it this way: “Florida leaders and citizens have worked for years to make the Sunshine State a world-class location…

Ray Allen’s Home Broken Into While Wife and Children Sleep

A group of teenagers may have just single-handedly ruined the chances of the Miami Heat getting Ray Allen back after they broke into his home in the middle of the night, while his wife and children were sleeping. According to police, the break-in happened Thursday morning around 2:30 at the…

Weston Cyclist Killed After Being Hit by a Car

Fifty-one-year-old Luis Escobar of Weston was killed Wednesday night while riding his bicycle during a group ride. A media release from the Broward Sheriff’s Office says “he swerved into another lane of traffic, hitting a vehicle passing by.” The traffic homicide department is investigating, as is typical with any fatal…

Jeb Bush Comes Out Against Medical Marijuana

Jeb Bush, former Florida governor and current GOP favorite for 2016, has come out and publicly stated his opposition to Amendment 2, which, if passed, would legalize medical marijuana in Florida. Even with a majority of Floridians polled favoring the measure and with current candidate for governor Charlie Crist coming…

New Broward Flood Zone Maps Become Official Next Week

Back in February, FEMA issued a letter notifying unincorporated Broward County and its 31 municipal governments that new flood zone maps had been drawn up and finalized. Now those new flood zones will go into affect starting on Monday, according to the county. What this means, basically, is that homeowners…

Baby Photographed With Rebel Flags and Guns Is Kidnapped

Robert Baumann watched as his ex-girlfriend changed before his eyes, going from a free-spirited girl from Broward to an angry young woman with radical, hard-right politics. But it wasn’t Megan Everett’s transformation alone that bothered Robert. He was troubled by the impact his ex’s new life had on their 2-year-old…

Yuri Sucart Faces Prison After Years Doing A-Rod’s Dirty Work

It’s hard to imagine a character less suited to Alex ­Rodriguez’s luxury lifestyle of private jets and South of Fifth condos than the shackled man federal agents led into the DEA’s Weston headquarters the morning of August 5. Yuri Sucart was clad in a baggy white T-shirt, ill-fitting black pants,…

Broward Commissioners Support Same-Sex Marriage With Resolution

In the midst of four judges ruling that the ban on same-sex in Florida is unconstitutional and Attorney General Pam Bondi’s blowback of those rulings, Broward County Commissioners have stepped up to show their support for same-sex marriage by passing a resolution on Tuesday. Along with the resolution, which was…

Olivia Newton-John Selling Mansion Where Man Killed Himself

Got an extra $5.6 million lying around? Because Olivia Newton-John just slashed the asking price of her 6,300-square-foot waterfront mansion on Jupiter Inlet Colony by $100,000. It’s big, it’s beautiful, it’s right on the water, and it’s cheap. Although you might want to know that a guy committed suicide there…

New Prancercise® Video Is Out, and It’s Amazing

Coral Springs’ own Joanna Rohrback — AKA the Prancercise® Lady — is at it again. Her latest YouTube video features sweeping cinematography and is a wonderfully complex study on identity, relationships, and horses. Or something like that…

Plantation Man Hacks Neighbor’s Pit Bull to Death With a Machete

A Plantation man hacked his mobile home neighbor’s pit bull to death with a machete from Walmart and claimed self-defense. According to Plantation Police, the man, Hilton Henry, 77, says the dog was attacking his cats before turning on him. The dog’s owner says the dog didn’t deserve to be…