First Tropical Depression Might Become a Hurricane

Well, how do you like that? It’s Hurricane Season. Yup. That soggy weather you’re driving to work in today is Tropical Depression One, which is spreading its large, unseemly clouds all over Florida and threatening to get us all wet. This trop dep is expected to gain strength and is…

George Zimmerman’s Defamation Suit Against NBC Tossed Out

Earlier today the lawsuit George Zimmerman had filed against NBC — and three reporters, on the basis of defamation — was dismissed by Circuit Judge Debra S. Nelson, according to the Orlando Sentinel. Zimmerman filed the suit in 2012 and accused the outlet of “yellow journalism”. This came after NBC…

The Onion Founders Locked in Hilarious Palm Beach County Lawsuit

Although it flopped like a dead grouper when it hit in 2008, the straight-to-DVD “The Onion Movie” was a rare misplayed hand by the world leader in smart-ass news. Since launching in 1988, The Onion has burrowed a niche deep into the American news cycle by uncorking snark and scathing…

Five Best July 4th Florida Arrests

Ah, the Fourth of July. Fireworks, hot dogs, family, and ‘MERICA, dammit. It’s fun. But if you’re in Florida, it’s also dangerous. Down here, we look for illegal fireworks (that would be anything that flies through the air or explodes), and often we have too much fun take shit too…

Supreme Court Ruling Against Abortion Buffer Zones Will Hit Florida Hard

In 2000, the U.S. Supreme Court upheld an eight-foot buffer-zone rule outside of abortion clinics in Colorado. This eliminated the ability of abortion protesters to spew bile and venom (and often worse) at folks trying to enter the clinics. Yesterday, though, the court unanimously struck down a 2007 Massachusetts law…

Downtown Boca Is About to Get Bigger and Better

Over the past few decades, Boca Raton — because of FAU’s growth and the city’s location, securely known as “really far away from busy Miami” — has filled with college kids and lots of old folks. But much of the city is still quaint and quiet and small. That’s about…

Miami Heat and Pat Riley — The Godfather — Draft Shabazz Napier

Remember when LeBron James was watching the NCAA Championship earlier this year and tweeted this about UConn’s Shabazz Napier? No way u take another PG in the lottery before Napier.— LeBron James (@KingJames) April 8, 2014 You know who did remember that tweet? Riles, that’s who. With James opting out…

13 Things You Learn When You First Move to South Florida

Moving to South Florida is no easy task. It takes gumption and balls, and you probably have to be a little nuts as well. Why? Because South Florida is insane. It’s also beautiful, sexy, sweltering, and sultry. But, mostly, insane. Now that you’re here, it’s important to understand that we’re…

Critical Mass Fort Lauderdale Happens Tomorrow: What You Need to Know

At last month’s Critical Mass Fort Lauderdale — the once-per-month, 14-mile ride through the city — one cop tackled a cyclist and another officer knocked a rider off his bike after ramming him with his motorcycle, according to the biker. This month? Hopefully not that. Tomorrow, the monthly event to…

Nan Rich Brings Grass-Roots Campaign for Governor to Lake Worth

Nan Rich’s relentless campaign for the Florida Democratic Party’s nomination for governor touches down in welcoming territory tomorrow, the gay-friendly, multi-ethnic confines of Lake Worth, AKA “South Florida’s Coolest City.” See also: – Can Nan Rich Lead Democrats to Victory Over Rick Scott ? The former state senator from Weston…

FPL, Duke Power, Gulf Power Squeeze Out Solar; Have They No Shame?

It’s summer, ugh, that time of year when the Florida sun seems like a sweaty, wet mattress you’re constantly hiking up three flights of stairs. So if there’s a time to think seriously about solar power, it’s now. Despite the constant rays, Florida’s solar industry is still struggling to get…

Deerfield Girl Stepped Out of the Streets, Into the Boxing Ring

The image that greets visitors to the Gold’s Gym in Deerfield Beach is that of Chasity Martin, a 17-year-old boxing phenom wearing pink gloves, with two championship belts draped over her intimidating, caramel-colored biceps. On the poster, which dominates the building’s beige façade, the disembodied torsos of male fighters orbit…