John Boehner Buys Florida Luxury Vacation Condo

House Speaker John Boehner is apparently not orange enough, so he’s gone and bought himself a vacation condo right here in the Sunshine State. The luxury condominium is located in exclusive Marco Island, overlooking the Gulf of Mexico. Now Boehner will be able to be closer to his daughter and…

Miami Herald Photographer Helps Save Baby on Highway

Yesterday afternoon as traffic clogged the Dolphin Expressway in Miami, a woman jumped out of her car holding her 5-month-old nephew, who was having trouble breathing and turning blue. Right behind her in his car was Miami Herald photographer Al Diaz (famous for having taken this image of Elian Gonzalez,…

LeBron James Suffers Bloody Nose, Still Takes League-MVP Lead

LeBron James is, in fact, human. Although he might be a cybernetic organism programmed to terminate all opponents on the basketball court. Either way, LeBron had his nose busted by Oklahoma City Thunder’s Serge Ibaka Thursday night, and had to leave the game. But before exiting the court with piles…

Tampa Bakery Poised to Sell Medical Marijuana Edibles

Megan Auclair is not some tie-dye-wearing college kid whipping up potent pot brownies in the communal dorm kitchen. In fact, Auclair wants to wipe that stereotype from everyone’s subconscious. Auclair is a medical professional, an entrepreneur, and as soon as the bill for medical marijuana passes, Auclair plans to heal…

Baby Florida Panther Near Death Rescued by Researchers

And now for the most awwwwwwww look it the little baby! news item you’ll read pretty much for the rest of your life. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission announced that biologists working at the Florida Panther National Wildlife Refuge found and rescued a panther kitten that was near…

LeBron James Thanks Absent Dad on Instagram

LeBron James, the greatest basketball player on the planet, took to Instagram to post a thank you note to the father who abandoned him as a child. LeBron grew up in inner city Akron, Ohio, and was raised by single mother Gloria James. But on Thursday morning, his open letter…

Dania Casino & Jai Alai Re-Opening Tonight

Dania Casino & Jai-Alai is re-opening its doors Thursday night, and now it’s got a lot more than just little dudes running around chasing a tiny ball with giant wicker baskets on their hands. After several years of being closed, the newly christened Dania Casino is just that — a…

The Color Run 5K Files Lawsuit Over Pictures

Max Jackson is a student at Florida Atlantic University. On October 21, 2012, he traveled to Miami to snap some shots of the Color Run — a race in which people get paint dumped on them along the course. It’s dubbed “The Happiest 5K on the Planet.” Jackson posted the…

Teens Tied Down and Shot Up With Drugs at Pembroke Pines Facility

Cold fluorescent light bounces off the slick white floors of the hallway. Doors slam; girls scream in the distance. A half dozen police officers march across the tile. Staffers wrapped in blue hospital scrubs trot behind. Outside, 20 cop cruisers and two ambulances paint the parking lot with their reds…

Harvard Lawyer Steps Up for Buju Banton

UPDATE: Thanks to Charles Ogletree — the Harvard law professor who stepped up on Banton’s behalf — the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta agreed to hear his case. The court has yet to schedule a date to hear the arguments. Back in 2009, a series of boneheaded decisions…

Donald Trump is Twitter Beefin’ with Buzzfeed

Looks like there’s a new installment in our Donald Trump Is Twitter Beefin’ Files. We have a theory about Donald Trump. And it’s this: Donald Trump is the living embodiment of a cartoon villain. Not in the sense that a “bad guy” wrestler from WWE, or an actor in a…