“LeBroning” Is Now a Meme Taking Over the Internet

LeBron James is a huge flopper. You know it. I know it. No question. The state rests its case. Sure, we now live in a world where the stout warriors of the NBA recklessly and ridiculously toss themselves on the ground like skinny Europeans on the pitch, but ‘Bron has…

Famous Festivus Pole Sells for $455 on eBay

The saga of the Pabst Plue Ribbon Festivus Pole has a happy ending. This famous pole, which was built by activist Chaz Stevens and erected in the rotunda of the Florida Capitol as a counterpoint to Nativity scenes on public property, has sold on eBay for $455…

Florida Teen Who Hid Shark in Bushes Has Charges Dropped

Last week, we told you about the Pompano Beach teen who hooked a protected sandbar shark at the Pompano Beach Pier and then tried to hide it in the bushes so he wouldn’t get in trouble. But, thanks to the power of science and looking at things, it appears that…

SeaWorld Cancels Anniversary Party With Live Penguins, Thanks to PETA

SeaWorld was all set to celebrate its 50th anniversary at a swank restaurant in Manhattan’s meat-packing district, but its decision to feature two live penguins walking around like they’re waiters put the kibosh on that whole endeavor. Turns out the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) got ahold…

Carlos Lopez-Cantera Is the New Lt. Governor, Rick Scott Announces

It took almost a year, but Rick Scott has finally named himself a new Lt. Governor. And it’s Miami-Dade Property Appraiser, Carlos Lopez-Cantera. Scott announced his decision Tuesday morning. The Madrid, Spain-born Lopez-Cantera becomes Florida’s first Hispanic lieutenant governor, taking over for Jennifer Carroll, who resigned from the position last…

Texting Leads to Movie Theater Shooting in Tampa Area, Cops Say

Two people were shot inside a Cobb Theater in the Tampa area, several media outlets are reporting. According to Pasco County authorities, one of the victims was shot for texting during movie previews during a screening of Lone Survivor. The shooting went down at the Grove 16 Cobb Theater at…

Great White Sharks Off Coast of Florida to Be Tracked With Sensors

As we’ve reported numerous times here on the Pulp, great white sharks really love swimming in Florida waters. They’ve been popping up just miles from different beaches along the Florida coast and have seemed to make our state their top destination around this time of year. Like snowbirds, but with…

21 Emaciated Horses Rescued From Davie Property

Twenty-one neglected horses were rescued from a Davie home this weekend, police say. Sixteen of the horses were taken take to Peaceful Ridge while the other four were taken to Pompano Beach. The horses were living in deplorable conditions on a three-acre property in Southwest Ranches in Davie. A neighbor…

Ridiculous Flooding Leads to School Closures, People Sleeping in Cars

Palm Beach County is experiencing heavy flooding, power outages, traffic jams, school closures, and just an overall feeling of soggy despair after receiving biblical amounts of rainfall Thursday and Friday morning. According to the National Weather Service, between 13 and 18 inches fell in some western regions of Delray Beach…

Florida Panthers Asking for $70 Million in Public Funds

The Florida Panthers is the latest South Florida pro sports team that has decided to throw on some rags, put on the fingerless gloves, grab a tin cup, and start chanting. “Alms for the poor!” to the public. Yep. The Panthers — a franchise owned by a billionaire — much…

Dania Beach is the Best Neighborhood in Broward, and Here’s Why

Welcome to Dania Beach, the best little burg in all of Broward. All those other straight-laced towns up and down the coast, they have their “attractions,” their “travel” “destinations,” their “points” “of “interest.” But over in Dania, they get down and dirty with a special twist. This city was unique…