Jonathon Costenbader, Cocaine Yacht Captain, Pleads Guilty

Cocaine Megayacht Captain, Jonathon Costenbader, plead guilty to conspiring to import cocaine in federal court in West Palm Beach on Friday. Back in October, we told you about the 34-year-old Costenbader, who captained a 132-foot luxury megayacht called the Secret Spot. He was also apparently captaining around a literal boatload…

Suicidal Veteran Who Shut Down I-595 Once Threatened Broward Judge

On November 11 — Veteran’s Day — 59-year-old Sunrise man Fredy Gutierrez climbed onto an overpass with a rifle as morning rush-hour traffic flowed below on I-595. Police scrambled to the scene. Miles of traffic stalled. For the next few hours, as Gutierrez drank a beer, put a noose around…

Florida Has the Sixth Worst Drivers in America

You know by now that commuting in Florida is about the worst thing you can do, next to having someone punching you in the crotch or slamming your hand into a plugged-in waffle iron. But now our driving horribleness as been documented and ranked. And the findings show that Florida…

GOP Congressional Candidate Ilya Katz: as Wacky as Allen West

This is one of those columns that practically writes itself. In fact, I could just point you towards Ilya Katz’s website and let it go at that: www.katz4uscongress.com. But noooo. Annoying little twerp that I am, I’m going to have a bit of fun with Dr. Katz (trained in “Early…

George Zimmerman Reunites With His Arsenal of Guns

The State Attorney’s Office of Brevard and Seminole counties have announced that George Zimmerman will not be facing his domestic violence charges. And now that he’s free to go, Zimmerman is also free to get back the arsenal of weapons seized from his home that could arm a small South…

Rick Scott Wants To Cut Driver License And Registration Fees

Gov. Rick Scott is hungry for more souls to eat four more years, so he’s announced that he wants to cut $401 million in driver license and registration fees. In an appearance in Tampa, Scott whipped out a proposal that will apparently cut auto registration fees that would save motorists…

Tracy Morgan Is Co-Grand Marshal of Winterfest Boat Parade

Tracy Morgan is now your co-grand marshal of the Seminole Hard Rock Winterfest Boat Parade in Fort Lauderdale. What could possibly go wrong? Actually, this is pretty fantastic news, seeing how he’s replacing Tori Spelling. Yes, the one from 90120. Yes, she’s still alive. See also: Tracy Morgan on Biggie…