Palm Beach Elementary School On Lockdown Because of a Bobcat

A Palm Beach County elementary school was put on lockdown this morning because apparently there was a bobcat on the loose in the area. And what with this being Florida, where sharks swim in shallow waters, and alligators appear in public park soccer fields, and bears take naps on people’s…

Dolphins Beat the Colts: Ten Thoughts on Going 2-0

The Miami Dolphins went into Indianapolis and defeated the Colts 24-20 on Sunday. The Fins have started the season 2-0, and on the road, no less. This is something they haven’t done since 2010, when they started that season by winning at Buffalo and then Minnesota. Sure, they inevitably ended…

Watch Jacob Velazquez, 5-Year-Old Piano-Playing Prodigy

“Jacob,” the woman asks the giggling brown-haired boy sitting at a grand piano that’s big enough, by the looks of it, to eat him whole. “What song are you practicing?” “Sonita,” Jacob Valezquez tells his mother, Tina, who begins to chuckle with him. But no one laughs after Jacob begins…

Ten Best Miami Pro Athlete Twitter Feeds to Follow

Celebrity tweets can be an incoherent mess, or they can be 140 characters of dull insipid nothingness. This is especially true for pro athletes, most of whom hold their personalities in check and never venture outside their comfort zones to show their human side. Most pro athlete tweets are horrible…

Is Fort Lauderdale Style “Skanky”?

The hit Showtime series Dexter is totally addicting, and it’s extra fun to watch here in South Florida, because a lot of scenes are shot here. Any local will have fun picking out sites like the 17th Street Causeway in Fort Lauderdale, or the waters of Biscayne Bay. It’s easy…

10 GIFS of Jose Fernandez Being Awesome

Miami Marlins rookie phenom, pitcher Jose Fernandez, is awesome. He’s arguably the most dominant pitcher of the season, is a Cuban immigrant, is gregarious, humble, young and, best of all, a total badass. Whether he’s mowing down opposing batters with his filthy stuff, or hitting homeruns off the hated Braves…

Florida Mother Wants Medical Marijuana for Her 2-Year-Old Daughter

A Tampa woman wants to get medical marijuana to save her 2-year-old daughter’s life. Although she’s still getting her cancer-stricken daughter conventional treatment, such as radiation therapy, Moriah Barnhart says that’s not enough. And she wants options other than just chemotherapy. Medical marijuana, Barnhart says, would work better than chemotherapy,…

Possible Suicide in West Palm Beach as Woman Falls to Her Death

Report of a possible suicide in West Palm Beach has emerged as a woman apparently jumped to her death from a parking garage. Police were called to downtown West Palm by several witnesses who saw the woman leap off the garage around 8:30 this morning. The Palm Beach Post reports…

Dengue Fever Might Be Spreading Throughout Florida

Killer pythons, Herpes Monkeys, kittens with rabies. What else ya got, Florida? Dengue-fever-carrying mosquitoes, you say? Fantastic! As we wrote about last month, the Florida Department of Health confirmed three cases of dengue fever contracted in Florida. And now, it’s apparently spreading, with the number ballooning to 15 in a…

Power Plant Pollution: FPL’s Everglades Plant Ranked Third-Worst in Florida

A new study ranking greenhouse gas emissions from power plants on a state-by-state basis places Florida number three nationally. Within Florida, the study finds FPL’s West County Energy Center, in Palm Beach County, the state’s third most polluting. See also: – Tree-huggers Mobilize to Stop FPL From Building Everglades Power…

Herpes-Infected Monkeys Roaming Florida

Remember: Don’t pet the wild monkeys. One of the more bizarre natural phenomena here in Florida — besides huge pythons, dangerous mosquitoes, biblical floods, and bone-crushing diseases — is the state’s population of rhesus monkeys. It’s a mystery how the animals actually got here, but according to state officials, there…

Sun Sentinel Reporter Has “Meltdown” at Boca Meeting

A reporter from the Forum Publishing Group — part of the Sun Sentinel — was caught on camera having a “meltdown” during a meeting of the West Boca Forum Council. According to bizpacreview.com, and the YouTube video below, chiropractor-slash-political adviser Andre Fladell was lamenting the modern-day press during the meeting…

Casey Anthony to Answer Questions About Caylee While Under Oath

Casey Anthony will finally have to answer questions about the disappearance of slain daughter Caylee, and she won’t be allowed to plead the Fifth either. This, according to attorney Matt Morgan, who is representing Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez, who is suing Anthony for having her reputation ruined. Fernandez-Gonzalez is claiming that at…

Patte Atkins-Grad Will Resign, but Only if She Gets Paid First

It looks like the Patte Atkins-Grad recall election won’t be necessary after all, because “Positively Patte” handed in her resignation to City Hall on Wednesday afternoon. Of course, that comes with a catch. Namely, that Atkins-Grad wants to be reimbursed her $8,000 in legal fees. Or else, no dice on…

Rick Scott’s Voter Purge Crusade Is Going on Tour

As we have documented over and over again, Gov. Rick Scott is hellbent on purging Florida voters because of Rick Scotty reasons. And now, he’s all set to take his crusade on the road when he conducts public roundtable discussions with 67 supervisors of elections, including in Fort Lauderdale…

Don’t Crash on Alligator Alley, Because You Might Not Get Rescued

Broward County has decided to stop its ambulance service on the one stretch of highway in South Florida with the least amount of lighting, where people statistically travel way past the speed limit, and where alligators, panthers, and snakes reside just off to the side of the road. Alligator Alley…