George Zimmerman Won’t Face Charges for Threatening Wife With Gun

Hey. Whaddaya know. George Zimmerman gets to go free. Again. Despite apparently pulling a gun on his wife, Shellie, and allegedly threatening her and punching her father, charges won’t be pressed against George Zimmerman. According to Lake Mary Police Chief Steve Bracknell, Shellie and her father told authorities they would…

Syria Strike Averted — by Accident!

So, Secretary of State John Kerry was traveling in Britain yesterday and when a reporter asked him at a news conference whether there was any way that Syria could now avoid being struck as retaliation for a chemical weapons attack on its own people. Kerry harrumphed, in a tone of…

George Zimmerman in Custody After Altercation With Gun UPDATE

Update: Audio of Shellie Zimmerman’s 911 call has been released. You can listen to it here. “He’s in his car and he continually has his hand on his gun and keeps saying step closer,” Shellie says. “He’s just threatening all of us.” Shellie also adds that Zimmerman puncher her father…

Rabid Kitten Found in Palm Beach County

A stray kitten that was found near Lake Park in the 9000 block of Old Dixie Highway has died of rabies, and the person who rescued it is being treated. According to the state health department in Palm Beach County, the Florida State Laboratory found that the kitten, who was…

Broward Prostitution Ring Busted by BSO

There are slightly fewer hookers walking around central Broward today, thanks to a sting operation by the Broward Sheriff’s Office that netted a dozen suspects. The sting was actually done with the cooperation of Broward residents, who helped cops nab the alleged streetwalkers and their alleged pimps. Cooperation!…

Boca Resident Steps in Front of Train in Apparent Suicide UPDATE

Update: The lanes at Dixie Highway and Glades Road in Boca Raton have re-opened to commuter traffic. A person apparently ended his life Monday morning when he jumped in front of a train in Boca Raton. The incident happened at the intersection of Dixie Highway and Glades Road, shutting down…

Did Diana Nyad Cheat on Cuba-to-Florida Swim?

On September 2, 64-year-old Diana Nyad — who started swimming as a seventh-grader growing up in Fort Lauderdale — completed her lifetime goal of swimming from Cuba to Florida without a shark cage. It was a goal she had attempted and failed four times prior. She made headlines around the…

Five Thoughts on the Dolphins Victory Over the Browns

The Miami Dolphins faced the Browns to open the NFL season on Sunday and proceeded to hand the city of Cleveland more misery by taking the 23-10 win. It was a helluva way to start the season. A win is a rare things around these parts — particularly an opening-weekend…

George Zimmerman’s Lawyer is a CNN Legal Analyst Now

Looks like George Zimmerman’s lawyer has parlayed his success in getting his client set free for killing an un-armed teen into a sweet TV gig. Mark O’Mara, the Orlando-based criminal defense attorney who helped win Zimmerman’s acquittal for shooting Trayvon Martin, is officially the new legal analyst for CNN. On…

Florida Family Kicked out of Universal for “Police” T-Shirt

The police t-shirt police were out in full force at the Universal Studios theme park in Orlando when they basically ruined a girl’s sweet-sixteen when they kicked her and her family out of the park. The girl’s father, it turns out, was wearing a t-shirt that said “Police” on it…

18 Reasons Why Gators Fans Are the Worst

Ah. Gators fans. They smell. They’re loud. They drink cheap beer. They love to wear jorts. They love mullets. And they’re set to invade Sun Life Stadium for the big showdown with the Hurricanes on Saturday afternoon like an orange STD, infecting every crevice of South Florida like a horde…

Middle Schoolers Are Smoking Electronic Cigarettes

Yesterday, the American Lung Association warned that middle and high school children are smoking electronic cigarettes at a “troubling” rate. Data released from the Centers for Disease Control shows that between 2011-2012, the number of 6-12th graders reporting having ever used an e-cigarette more than doubled — from 3.3 percent…