Well now, this is kinda terrifying. Richard Levine of Fort Lauderdale was living his life, minding his own business, when he suddenly inherited 13,000 clown items. Levine got the collection after his father-in-law and business partner died two years ago. The warehouse of nightmare fuel includes clown dolls with happy…
In October 2011, an undercover officer with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service arrived at David Feltenberger’s “Big Lake Fish Farm” in Okeechobee. Feltenberger was sentenced last week for conspiring to export turtles. He had a license to keep hundreds or thousands of softshell turtles, snapping turtles, chicken turtles, striped mud…
You would think this would be the one theme park that would allow — even encourage — arms. Because of God and guns and all. But… yeah, no. Not the case.A New Jersey man was arrested Sunday for attempting to bring a gun inside the Holy Land Experience theme park…
Boynton Beach police Sgt. Frank Ranzie, the cop who handled the Dalia Dippolito murder-for-hire plot, is reportedly under investigation for having kiddie porn on his laptop. According to the report, the porn was discovered after Ranzie brought his laptop in for service after it was hit with a virus. The…
Do a Google Image search for “Obama and small business” and you’ll get inundated with mindless memes harping on the president’s “you didn’t build that” comment. But a recent poll shows that 37 percent of small business owners in Florida see Obama as being more supportive of their ventures, compared with 34 percent who favored…
Upper Darby police in Philadelphia busted a major heroin dealer who who reportedly had 140 packets of smack labeled, “LeBron James.” The packets include a silhouette of a man dunking a basketball. Kind of like Michael Jordan’s Jumpman logo, except with dark circles around the eyes, constant licking of the…
Big Brother is watching. But Big Brother owes money.Those traffic light cameras that flash two seconds after you’ve run the red were supposed to pay bug for local governments. Instead, not so much is the case. According to county administrators, the county owes more than what it’s taking in. The 10 cameras…
Joe Biden got medieval on Romney and Ryan’s asses over the weekend. Biden rallied supporters at his events in Boca Raton and Tamarac over the weekend, which were filled with Florida seniors. Biden went around telling the many, many seniors who attended his rallies that Romney’s economic plan could hit…
According to a poll taken for the Democratic group House Majority PAC by Garin-Hart-Yang Research, Allen West is trailing challenger Patrick Murphy 52 percent to 43 percent. THAT RESEARCH FIRM IS COMMUNISSS!! Last week, West’s campaign released their own poll showing the congressman leading Murphy by nine. Another GOP-leaning poll…
Ryan Tannehill threw for 431 yards. Brian Hartline caught 12 passes for 253 yards. Cameron Wake registered four sacks. And yet the Miami Dolphins still found a way to dip their balls in the soft serve ice cream machine and lose to the Arizona Cardinals 24-21 in overtime. It was…
If history were clout, the people of Kennedy Estates would wear crowns. But history is bunk, and the black enclave’s residents are mere sand in the gears to the machinery of power.Nestled away in a small grid of streets in West Jupiter, the community is a part of the historic…
Edward Crisante Jr. was, by his parents’ account, struggling with depression at the age of 32 in July 2010. He was a Fort Lauderdale barber with multiple felony counts in his past, including many drug charges, but it was a traffic ticket that led him to his death.After failing to…
Mike Woika sounded dismayed, perplexed, and just a tad angry as he worked his way through our post from last week about Boca Raton’s water supply and a recent Notice of Violation handed down by the Palm Beach County Health Department.See also-Boca Raton Utility Order to “Immediately” Fix Water Contamination…
Remember when the 2012 NFL schedule was released and everybody saw Arizona on it and were all, LOLOLOL we’re so gonna win that game? So much for that. The Cardinals are currently one of two undefeated teams at 3-0, in first place in their division, and a solid home team…
Being a teacher takes up a lot of one’s time. There’s barely time to chitchat, let alone have conversations to iron out some misunderstandings. So naturally, the best thing to do in that situation is hire a hit man to murder the fellow teacher you’ve got a beef with. Pretty…
Some asswipe in Williston, Florida, decided it would be a good idea to bury a two-week-old puppy alive.However, the puppy was found, dug up, and rescued by police, and he appears to be doing fine, making this the most horrible/adorable story you’ll hear all day…
Rick Scott is back on the voter-purge horse because Rick Scott is a voter fraud crusader! *Trumpet blast* On Wednesday, state officials sent local elections supervisors a list of 198 people on the voter rolls who are supposedly noncitizens. The state said about 38 of those registered voters had cast…
Protesters interrupted an Allen West event the other day at Pirates Cove Resort & Marina from their balcony above the congressman.West was six minutes into his speech Wednesday after noon and was probably just about to get into how Obama wants to marry terrorists and paint the White House red…
The state has decided not to renew its contract to house juvenile convicts at the privately run Thompson Academy. But officials from the Department of Juvenile Justice insist the move has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Thompson has seen abuse complaints, shifts in administration, judicial review, lawsuits,…
Steve Sipek, former star of a Spanish Tarzan flick and all around badass, wants his pet tigers and leopard back. But that’s proving difficult.See also:- Steve Sipek, Former Tarzan Actor, Is Cooler Than You’ll Ever Be: Four Reasons WhyEarlier this year, Florida Fish and Wildlife and Conservation Commission officials seized…
According to his girlfriend, Bryan Perez took her car to get dinner at popular Lake Worth Mexican restaurant Tacos Al Carbon on Tuesday night. It should have taken him about five to ten minutes to get the food. Instead, Perez was away for more than half an hour. When he…
Traffic in and around the Golden Glades Interchange slowed to a crawl (slower than usual, anyway), after a Broward County Transit bus had to be evacuated following a bomb threat, according to transit officials. The driver brought the bus to an isolated area of a Park & Ride parking lot…
