Letters August 5-11, 2004

Kiss Has Class Mick Jagger Too Funky for You, Bucko? I’m a few years older than Geoff Harkness, who wrote the July 29 story, “Army of Old.” I was in fifth grade in 1979. The same Kiss-mania raged when I went to school. I wasn’t so hip to the pop…

Patriot Acts

Jennifer Van Bergen opens the door to her tenth-floor apartment on Hallandale Beach, a law review article in her hand and eyeglasses perched on the bridge of her nose. She looks up, squinting. “Have we met before?” she asks, standing about 25 feet from a balcony that overlooks the Atlantic…

D.O.A. Delivery

Some sadistic soul has placed South Florida’s sun directly overhead and cranked up the heat to the “July” notch, brutalizing the small Lake Worth apartment where Gidget Gein sleeps and paints. A single window-mounted air conditioner valiantly cools the small bedroom. All day, Gein has worked alone in the stuffy,…

The Suits Retreat

Affluence is besieging South Florida’s cities. Five thousand mostly upscale condos and apartments recently began filling up in downtown Fort Liquordale. Almost as many are planned or poised to open in West Palm Beach. Hollywood, desperate to catch up, last week agreed to give a developer $350 million to build…

River of Sludge

Wearing all-black, flowing garments, red-haired Maureen Reilly looked like a would-be high priestess as she addressed the Hollywood City Commission last week. But she went by another title: The Sludge Queen. Reilly flew from Canada at the invitation of Schwing Bioset, the sewage company that was lobbying to keep a…

Hospital Giveaway

It’s secretive and rushed — the twin hallmarks of bad government. The tax-subsidized North Broward Hospital District was to unveil a plan to build a 150-bed hospital at Nova Southeastern University in Davie — at a likely cost of more than $100 million — next week during a hastily called…

Letters July 29 – August 4, 2004

No Cure for the Hospital District Taxpayers lose: Thank you for advising the public of the matter regarding the abrupt cancellation of our advertising contract with the North Broward Hospital District (“Message Control,” Bob Norman, July 22). The loss of revenue is not an issue to me. What is of…

Perfecta Meets Prada

Hand it to the folks at Gulfstream Park. They’ve never been afraid to tinker with the formula. Unlike some racetrack managers, who wait passively as their elderly core audience does a slow fade to black, the guys at Gulfstream will do almost anything to put butts in the grandstand seats…

The Last Loot

Storm clouds have begun collecting over the beach as John Brandon dives into an underwater whirlwind. A quarter-mile from the shore off Fort Pierce, sand, rocks, and air bubbles swirl so wildly around Brandon that the sun nearly disappears. Above him, the blunt force of his ship’s engines aims down…

Message Control

Corruption and conflicts of interest have already sullied the City of Hollywood’s multimillion-dollar sewage deal. Now it appears the March vote to choose a company with financial ties to Commissioner Keith Wasserstrom was based on false claims. The City Commission decided to hire Schwing Bioset to treat and haul tons…

Letters July 22-28, 2004

Bad Fortune And imprudent jurisprudence? Trevor Aaronson’s July 15 story on Melody Fortunato (“Below the Bar”) could have been called “Below the Belt.” This so-called representative of the people screwed me bad during my divorce in July 2000. She was supposed to represent me for a child support hearing before…

Adios, Abortionist

Joyce Tarnow’s a weird combo: a wiry, gray-haired mother of three who’s a feminist, an environmentalist, and slightly wacko about population growth. “Fertility is an environmental issue,” she says. “That’s why I try to get as many people sterilized as are in my way!” Tarnow also has an interesting stance…

Below the Bar

Melody Ridgley Fortunato was the type of woman young girls are taught to admire. She overcame early hardship, living modestly but with big ambitions in Americus, Georgia. After moving to South Florida, Fortunato took on a sexist boys’ club in the Hollywood Police Department and won. Then she divorced a…

Bombs for Babies

In the early evening of Tuesday, November 11, 2003, Stephen Jordi parked his 1988 Ford Aerostar van in a lot south of the Sunset Harbor Marina in Miami Beach. With him was a friend he’d made in August, Stewart Welch. The two looked almost identical: middle-aged white men with flabby…

Telltale Hearts

Well-run cities are all alike; every corrupt city is corrupt in its own way. Hollywood is a good example of the latter. Dragged by its dysfunctional mother, Mayor Mara Giulianti, the city keeps sliding further into the stinking sludge. I mean that almost literally, since the latest scandal centers on…

Letters July 15-21, 2004

For the Love of Dogs Not the bad rep: I just read Sam Eifling’s July 8 article on the Pembroke Pines gentleman who had the issue with the pool guy (“`Burb Dogs”). It always saddens me to hear of any pit bull mishap, as I have been involved with the…

Straddling the Sausagefest

A spin of the Romance Roulette wheel landed on a Thursday night for my newest sidekick, Rufus. The lucky chap’s spectacles positively fogged up over the prospect that I’d throw all five feet, eight inches of his vein-bursting desire into the path of lusty ladies in downtown Fort Lauderdale. I…

‘Burb Dogs

It’s the sort of place where people obey speed limits, keep their lawns lush, play catch with their kids in the front yard, and invite one another to barbecues on Friday and Saturday nights. Teenagers maneuver bikes, skateboards, and motorized scooters around the meandering streets, past the beat-up basketball hoops…

Minority Report II

North Broward Hospital District Commissioner Dorsey Miller appears to have used his influence to help Enterprise Security, a minority-owned Fort Lauderdale firm, land a contract worth about $500,000 a year to help guard the district’s four hospitals. At the same time, Enterprise was paying the commissioner’s company, D.C. Miller &…

Letters July 8-14, 2004

Olson shudda played Sonny Crockett: Wyatt Olson’s July 1 article on Rick Bradshaw, “West Palm Heat,” was excellent; I am impressed with his investigative reporting. He did awesome work putting this article together! Great job! Darleen LaPaglia West Palm Beach Brave Islanders Out for good, we hope: I recently read…

Cleaning It Up

State Sen. Steve Geller (D-Hallandale Beach) has struck a small blow for justice with his bill to wipe out place names containing racial, ethnic, or religious slurs. Spurred by a news story last year citing the “Nigger Jim Hammock Bridge” in Hendry County as a leftover from the state’s Jim…