Robert Lockwood’s Hush Money

Purely economic” is how Broward Clerk of Courts Robert E. Lockwood defends his decision to use more than $1.3 million in tax money to end a racial discrimination suit by African-American employees. He really wanted to fight on, Lockwood insists, but a trial would be too costly, and you just…

Undercurrents

Good news for anxious 18- to 24-year-olds: You now have a “book of knowledge,” full of wisdom “for grabbing onto the rest of your life with purpose” — and approved by the wife of conservative talk-mouth Rush Limbaugh. Marta Limbaugh is publisher of a new West Palm Beach-based magazine aptly…

Letters

It May Be a Matter of Semantics, but No Pink Slip for Wendy Pursuant to the article “You Call This Art and Culture?” in your March 26 issue, I must point out a serious error. If writer Sean Rowe had accurately researched this article, he would not have characterized my…

The Straight Dope

In your column on the weight of a cloud versus that of a 747 [March 12], you state: “Now of course, it’s true that weight isn’t the same as mass and that a cloud put on a scale wouldn’t weigh anything.” Yuck! The weight of an object equals its mass…

You Spray, You Pay

David Park hopped out of the Ford pickup truck wearing his bright white protective suit, respirator, and goggles. It was about 10 a.m. on June 21, 1993, and the Broward County parks worker had just finished spraying a potent mix of pesticides and herbicides on the football field at Tequesta…

Bureaucrats Play “Skim the Cat”

Among Florida’s 40 specialty license plates, the top dollar-producer has been the Florida panther tag (not to be confused with the comparative dud that celebrates the Florida Panthers hockey team). The panther plate pictures the snarling head of a big dun-colored cat and features the phrase, “Protect the Panther.” Since…

Undercurrents

Donald Trump, a man better known for brash impertinence than charm, describes in his book The Art of the Comeback a nearly pathological disdain for those who defile him by wanting to shake his hand. Palm Beach bartenders don’t care about his hand, but they’d sure like a fair shake…

Shades of Macho

With fireplug build, five o’clock shadow, and a green dragon tattoo across his forearm, Margate police officer Al Simon will never be mistaken for a fashion model on patrol. Still, standing in front of police headquarters on a bright, hot afternoon, Simon sports one striking fashion accessory: $90 black wraparound…

The Straight Dope

Can eating foods with poppy seeds (i.e., bagels, muffins, et cetera) really cause someone to fail a routine corporate drug test? I’ve heard the answer is yes, but I am a skeptic. Aren’t drug tests specialized? Are they really testing for opium, which I understand to be the only drug…

Letters

“I Am Just a Big Jackass Shooting Little Peccadillos Aloft” With your article on sculpture-smashing in Hollywood (“You Call This Art and Culture?” Sean Rowe, March 26), my birthday came a few weeks early this year. Rick Arrowood has given me a multitude of presents. I would like to thank…

Enough to Make You Sick

In an empty lot littered with bits of broken glass and fast-food refuse, a man hunches over and pulls apart the weeds as if searching for a lost contact lens. Standing around him are half a dozen men, talking and drinking out of bottles in brown paper bags. Making halfhearted…

You Call This Art and Culture?

Around midnight on October 27, 1990 — the last minutes of the 101st Congress — Sen. Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts amended a bill designed to create 85 new federal judgeships. The House approved the amendment, and so did Kennedy’s exhausted fellow senators. President Bush promptly signed the bill, eager as…

Undercurrents

Look for more attitude and fewer blazers on local TV this spring when media mogul Barry Diller shakes things up. Diller owns WYHS-TV (Channel 69) which he’s been using to air his Home Shopping Network in South Florida with around-the-clock broadcasts of such illuminating shows as “18k Indulgence” and “Rug…

You Can’t Hide From David Muskowitz

Sipping a Coke and munching fries at Hooters, David Muskowitz doesn’t look much like fearsome Big Brother. More like nerdy nephew, a 25-year-old with a pudgy face and baggy jeans, laughing with the waitress about old school days at Piper High. He’s a nice guy; it’s his power that’s scary…

Letters

It’s Almost Unanimous: Aquaterra Is a Great Restaurant I read Jen Karetnick’s review of Aquaterra (“Don’t Go Near the Water!” January 29). To say I was flabbergasted is putting it mildly. I have dined there on many occasions — in groups of four and six people — [and] everyone was…

The Straight Dope

People who can’t see are blind, and people who can’t hear are deaf. What is the term for people who lack the sense of smell or taste? Smell-less? Tasteless? — Bob, Dallas, Texas No question, these would be handy terms to have in these trying times. Luckily the medical dictionaries…

Big Chief Moneybags

Seminole Indian chief James Billie, dressed in traditional multicolored jersey and snakeskin boots, is dropping fast from two miles above the earth toward his target — a windblown airport runway in Tallahassee. The man sitting next to him in the copilot’s seat, an old friend of mixed Creek Indian and…

Undercurrents

Pity the poor lobbyists, how they sometimes suffer. Consider David Ericks, an example of why lobbyists earn every tassel on their loafers. Broward County taxpayers give Ericks $44,000 for a few months’ work representing county government while the state legislature is in session in Tallahassee. In Broward he has other…

Forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not Where to Pray

National Day of Prayer is losing its reverential tone in Fort Lauderdale this year. The Broward County chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) says it’s marching into federal court to try to block Mayor Jim Naugle from using his official position to promote the National Day of Prayer…

The Straight Dope

I recently acquired a satellite dish and have become a shameless junkie of old Westerns. In half of these B movies of plains life, it seems there is a woman giving birth. After they give her the obligatory wooden spoon to bite on, someone always yells to boil some water…

Letters

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Reporter We greatly appreciate the fine article by John Ferri entitled “Keeping the Faith” in your February 26 edition. It was a real pleasure to visit with Mr. Ferri while he was writing his story, and we especially appreciate the way he captured…

Foodstuff

I’m a sucker for gourmet markets. Shelves stocked with flavored mustards, refrigerators filled with ripe cheeses, and wine racks lined with fruity vintages always make me want to picnic right in the store. You can pretty much do that at Grapevine Gourmet Shoppe and Catering (256 S. University Dr., Plantation,…