A pair of mangy dogs, too languid to bark, scratch and sniff themselves in front of a row of weathered wood houses set atop cinder blocks. A sign is tacked on the door of each of a dozen or so dwellings on this block in the northern section of West…
Color them salmon in West Palm Beach. With tireless devotion to official duty, Mayor Nancy Graham flew off to Italy for nine grueling days of fact-finding — from Rome to Venice, from Siena to Bologna — endlessly seeking inspiration for the policy decisions to be made: how best to accessorize…
Phil Bares His Claws Dear heartless people: I am writing about the first “Undercurrents” entry in last week’s New Times (December 4) regarding the “pick your own lobster game.” Do you not realize there is something wrong with making a game out of taking a life (even though it is…
In your book The Straight Dope, you wrote about a possible link between aluminum and Alzheimer’s disease. You waffled on the question of whether aluminum actually causes Alzheimer’s and gave your stock response that research was continuing (equivalent to Ann Landers kissing off a question by telling the writer to…
Some time ago the editors at Newsweek magazine saw fit to put a picture of Bob Isom Gibbs on the cover of their magazine. They became interested in Gibbs, a judge on the circuit court of Palm Beach County’s criminal division, because of the court’s war on drugs in general…
Judging from his rap sheet, Jesus Garcia is not the sort of guy you’d want for a next-door neighbor. Since 1972 he’s been arrested nineteen times under various aliases and charged with crimes ranging from cocaine possession and disorderly conduct to aggravated battery and homicide. Of course Garcia’s neighbors in…
Just north of the Boca Raton inlet, a vision of luxury rises suddenly from the beach. Dozens of chaise longues, each of them complete with plush, two-inch-thick padding and a retractable hood, sit in perfectly placed rows on carefully raked sand. Attractive as this seashore opulence may seem to those…
For all those who make their living candy-coating crap, an inspirational tale from a band called the Nocturnals: They were one of twelve local groups that won a contest to be included on a compilation CD from radio station ZETA (WZTA-FM 94.9). After recording a new song specifically for the…
Why isn’t fire alive? It breathes oxygen. It eats wood. It reproduces (sort of). What defines life? How do we know it’s not an advanced non-carbon-based life form? On that same note, why isn’t a rock alive? If a rock grew at a nanometer every million years, how could we…
Intimacies Occurred Elsewhere Please give me the opportunity to respond to the letters regarding my part in the Wissink story (“That’s Why They Called It XS,” November 20). I did not have oral sex in public at an office party with Stephen Wissink. Although I related to reporter Paul Belden…
Seldom does the clock seem so unmerciful as when a child is trapped in a burning bedroom and the fire engine has yet to arrive. “Every minute — every second — seems like it takes at least an hour,” says Lt. Don Petito of the EMS division of the Coral…
Citizens of South Florida, forget high crime rates and snarled traffic and start worrying about a really serious issue: the “harassment and exploitation of lobsters.” The Animal Rights Foundation of Florida, steamed about lobsters being tormented at various Broward and Palm Beach bars and restaurants, is escalating its campaign against…
Chris seems like the guy next door. Thirtysomething, well-built, clean-shaven, quick with conversation. He’s spent most of his life in South Florida, making a living working in restaurants near the beach. But Chris doesn’t live next door to anyone. He’s been out of housing and on the streets for three…
Thick Skin Required This is in response to Paul Belden’s article “That’s Why They Called It XS” (November 20). I am so weary of grown women demanding equal pay, equal opportunity, and equal treatment one minute and then whimpering about disturbing, inappropriate conduct from their male colleagues the next. Judging…
Is it possible to have eyes of two different colors? I scoffed when I heard this at work recently, but others said it happens all the time, and one guy even claimed to know a woman who was “bi” (colored, that is). Are these people imagining things, or is it…
Like many a convict before him, James Horace Alderman came to Jesus in a jail cell. His conversion to Christianity, and not some native taste for melodrama, explains why the 46-year-old smuggler asked to wear a red rose to the gallows and be buried in white. The rose was an…
Outside on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach all is bustle and conviviality, but inside the Alliance Cinema it’s silent and anticipatory. Three people and a turtle have gathered here for the first private screening of a movie. The rough-cut video is longer than feature length, and the tiny audience knows…
Sean Newman swears he wasn’t trying to attract attention when he and his wife opened an ultrachic adult boutique complete with leather whips and $500 latex bodysuits in the rustic heart of downtown Dania. He almost manages to say it with a straight face, too. But then the flicker of…
Miranda Lopez and her neighbors were ready for another fight against high-rise development near Fort Lauderdale beach, then someone mentioned money. A lot of money. An amount in excess of six figures. Suddenly, members of the Dolphin Isles Homeowners Association faced a moral dilemma: Should they abandon principle and take…
Sun-Sentinel Co. employees are laughing about top management’s “head in the sand” response to the recent Stephen Wissink/XS sexual harassment embarrassment. As readers of last week’s New Times will recall, Wissink was forced out as editor and publisher of City Link (the publication formerly known as XS) after allegations he…
Cecil, you are my hero. My ultimate goal in life is to be the polymath you are. My question concerns a mythical “chicken gun” used for testing jet engines. I have heard tales of store-bought poultry being shot out of a gun at 500 mph into a running jet engine…
Wissink’s Girl Toys Are to Be Applauded I just wanted to comment on Paul Belden’s well-written article (“That’s Why They Called It XS,” November 20). I can only sympathize with the people who had to endure the Wissink reign of terror. I applaud the women who came forward and said…
