It looks like former Rep. and Forever CommieNazi Hunter Colonel Allen West won’t rule out running against Marco Rubio in the GOP primary in 2016. Yes, 2016 is three years away. And yes, that’s a long time and anything can happen and, oh yeah, Obama is still president. But that…
Hey, Marco. We gotta talk. We know, you’re busy listening to Coldplay or some other suburban gringo music that you profess to love. But this is serious. You’ve been making a lot of noise lately — on gun control, on immigration, on the IRS — and it’s making our heads…
Looks like literally every living thing in Florida wants a handout these days! What is this? Mother Russia? First, people want the government to help them pay for their obscenely high and burdensome medical bills. Pfft! Then, people want the government to make it OK for businesses to keep paying…
Boos slice through the air as Dr. Red Roberts peacocks around the ring while snapping the straps of his red and white leotard. A comic-book-villain grin peeks out from a thick beard when he jabs his chin at the full house, each jut shaking his messy brushfire of red curls…
Marco Rubio was once hailed as the Golden Boy Savior of America’s Grand Ole Party and the next for-sure president of the United States. But now he’s suddenly making a lot of peeps in his own party super mad because of all this immigration reform talky-talk. The latest Angry GOPer…
Rick Scott, in an apparent mission to blow up every possible bridge linking him to re-election in 2014, signed a bill on Friday banning paid sick leave for Floridians, because, as much as they love to talk up how they hate Big Government and Bengazziiii and TAXES BAD, the GOPers…
Jeb Bush, speaking at the Faith and Freedom Coalition in Washington on Friday, brought up his support for the passage of an immigration bill by arguing that it would be good for the U.S. economy because immigrants are more “fertile.” “Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans,” Bush said…
Yesterday, a piece by FIU philosophy and women’s and gender studies professor Laurie Shrage inspired quite the Twitstorm — as well as one rebuttal, sure to be followed by more today. Titled “Is Forced Fatherhood Fair?” and published Wednesday morning on the New York Times’ philosophy blog “The Stone,” Shrage’s…
Marco Rubio, the first person to deliver a response to the State of the Union in both English and Spanish (the English version was kinda dry, hey-ohhhhh) wants immigrants to be proficient in speaking English before being given permanent residency. “On the day we announced the principles that would shape…
Twenty-one-year-old Christopher Warnig really wants to be a Democrat. He’s studying political science at Broward College. He loves MSNBC and adores our Democratic representative, Debbie Wasserman Schultz. The youth is filled with so much zeal for democracy that he’s even decided to take a shot at a spot on the…
After months of hot and sweaty speculation, we”re finally getting some answers out of the Koch Brothers about their interest in the media game. This week in the Wall Street Journal, the Tea Party plutocrats indicated they are in fact interested in purchasing the Tribune Co., a portfolio of newspapers…
Rare is the day that we see a video that makes us sound the newsroom conch and gather every reporter within earshot — but Thursday was a such a day. At Tuesday’s city commission meeting, Deerfield Mayor Jean Robb — who’s embroiled in controversy over alleged lapses in ethics –…
Sorry kids of undocumented immigraaants. You’re just gonna have to hitchhike to get to class on time. Thanks to Governatron Rick Scott, who vetoed the “Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals” bill, which would have allowed you to have a temporary Florida driver’s license. The measure would have given “approved application…
Freedom couldn’t wait. Not with America sinking into the fetid clutch of socialism. Not with the libs having their sordid way with Washington DC, if not the world. And most definitely not for a man like Allen West. For months — unbeknownst to all of us — Allen West has…
Looking back two years later, Occupy Wall Street now looks like one big social justice sparkler: it cooked hot and bright before going dark quick. But in those heady days of 2011, it seemed downtowns across the country were clogged with folks aiming ire at the bad guys in business…
Citing a slew of insider folk who compose the “Charlie Crist camp,” Politico recently unleashed one of the most unintentionally satirical articles of Washington reporting this side of a Joseph Heller novel. According to “Democratic sources closely watching the race,” and “operatives familiar with [Crist’s] thinking” and “allies” and “sources…
Bjarke Ingels, the Danish architect responsible for designing the controversial Marina Lofts development, is set to make a presentation at the Museum of Art in Fort Lauderdale Monday night. See also: – Water Taxi Employee Fired for Video Defending Rain Tree: “Tell Him to Stick It Up His Ass and…
Michael Colanero, founder of the Breast Cancer Awareness Body Painting Project, has had beef with Facebook since 2011. Colanero and his team of artists created a series of images featuring breast-cancer survivors — many of whom had been through mastectomies — topless, their chests painted elaborately with thick paint. Facebook…
Looks like Florida has finally joined in on the texting-and-driving-ban palooza after Gov. Rick Scott officially made it illegal to do so. Scott signed the bill on Tuesday, making Florida the 40th state to enact some sort of text-while-driving ban. Florida drivers will not be able to write or read…
It looks like Florida’s texting-and-driving ban, which was at one point was almost derailed by the House added some frivolous amendments to it last month, will become a thing when Rick Scott signs it into law next week. The bill barely made it to the governor’s desk thanks to an…
Photo courtesy of Mercy for AnimalsOne of the nearly 3,000 pigs at Country View Family Farms in Fannettsburg, Pennsylvania. The far mis a supplier for Hatfield Quality Meats, which is sold in twelve Northeastern states.This week’s story, “The Ag Gag War,” goes behind the scenes of the guerilla fight between…
Update: The Boy Scouts voted today to allow gay youth to participate. 61 percent of the voted in favor. Cue the trumpets and fanfare: today might be the day when the Boy Scouts of America finally cross into 21st Century. Sure, it’s a little belated. For the last few years,…
