Marco Rubio Rescues Orphans

Marco Rubio loves foreign policy! I can’t think of a single frosh senator who’s so jubilantly committed to speaking out about, and screwing around with, the international community. First he came down like a gazillion-pound freedom hammer on the Ba’athist cretin Bashar al-Assad (which did little good, but oh well);…

Allen West: Politicians Are Always 100 Percent Honorable

What is it with with our Republican froshes? Can’t they agree with the White House on anything?Two weeks ago, Marco Rubio made an ass of himself by using his weekly newsletter to oppose Barack Obama’s “draft executive order” — an order demanding that agencies bidding on government contracts disclose their…

Huck’s Small, Still Voice

A brief update to this story, posted last night in anticipation of Mike Huckabee’s announcement re: his presidential candidacy:There will be no presidential candidacy. As Huck explains in the below video, he was practically a shoe-in for the presidency. All the objective evidence told him to run. He thought his…

Mike Huckabee’s Nutty Floridian Adviser

Mike Huckabee’s gonna go on air in exactly 50 minutes and make an important announcement re: his presidential candidacy. The smart money says he’s not running, and until a few days ago, I hoped the smart money was wrong. No way should Huck be president, but he’s a fun campaigner…

Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s Interview Problems

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, chairwoman of the DNC, has two big PR problems. The first is that she speaks almost exclusively in what sounds like focus-group-tested sound bites. The second is that she’s no good at it, either because she lacks a certain common touch or because her sound bites…

The Conservatives Who Can’t Stand Rubio

When Marco Rubio talks foreign policy, it’s hard not to get a little misty. The guy so obviously believes what he says and what he says are such good, noble, red-blooded and freedom-loving things that they could have been lifted from a fireside chat with Franklin D. Roosevelt.Which is a…

High-Speed Rail Money Rick Scott Rejected Goes to Other States

Our friends in New York, Chicago, Detroit, and California are now benefiting from the questionable fiscal decisions of Florida’s Tea Party governor. They’re receiving a large portion of the $2.4 billion in federal funds for a high-speed train that would have connected Tampa and Orlando. Rick Scott rejected the money…

Floridians Hate Muslims (and They’re Not Alone)

One week ago, for a split second, almost everyone in the world was united in relief and happiness. Now, a Delta pilot has refused to fly his plane with two Muslim clerics aboard.Early Saturday, the plane was nearing the runway at Memphis International when the pilot objected to the imams’…

Marco Rubio on Waterboarding

“We need to find out how this information was gathered,” said Marco Rubio to the Tampa Tribune, referring to the intelligence on Osama Bin Laden’s courier that led to last Sunday’s raid. “Again, this is not for the purposes of saying we were right and you were wrong. It’s for…

Allen West and John Boehner Fall Out Over Pakistan

Allen West, writing to the chairwoman of the subcommittee on state, foreign operations, and related programs, CC’ing Boehner, Cantor, McCarthy, Hesarling, Rogers, Ros-Lehtinen, and McKeon:Dear Chairwoman:…It is not unreasonable for the American people to question. If Osama bin Laden was living on government-controlled land, next to a military academy, and…

The Sun-Sentinel Says: Stay Godless, Liberals

An editorial by the lovely Mary Sanchez of Kansas City appeared this week beneath the Tribune Co.’s various mastheads, including that of our own Sun-Sentinel. It was a well-intentioned editorial but a sloppy one, and the way in which it was sloppy was symptomatic of the general muzziness surrounding the…

Rush Limbaugh Digs Obama

His most devout fans insist it’s sarcasm, but it’s not: Palm Beach’s loudest gazillionaire began his Monday radio broadcast with breathless, effusive, totally over-the-top, and completely sincere praise of President Obama. (See the video after the jump.)Said Limbaugh:Ladies and gentlemen, we need to open the program today by congratulating President…