Cindi Hutchinson: Another Broward Pol Flushed

Was it worth it, Cindi? Former Fort Lauderdale Vice Mayor Cindi Hutchinson not only wins the the award for selling out her seat the cheapest — a toilet, really? — but also for the worst mug shot in a procession of public official mug shots.  Look at that face. It’s the face of denial and…

South Florida Pitbull Advocates Have a Message for Michael Vick

Sharon Athanasiou really likes pit bulls. And she really hates Michael Vick. Last year, when it was announced that Vick would host a party at a nightclub in South Florida, Athanasiou and her friends mobilized dozens of animal-rights activists to write letters and march in protest. (Vick ended up not…

The Odd Couple: Sheriff Al and the Dolphin Democrat

Republican Sheriff Al Lamberti and Michael Albetta, head of the influential Dolphin Democrats, always seemed an odd couple. Despite their party differences, Albetta, who has played a big role in Broward’s gay political circles for years, campaigned tirelessly for Lamberti during his race in 2008, introducing him to countless Democrats and touting him everywhere he went as a superb…

Letter to Allen West (Re: “Slapping Israel in the Face”)

Letter sent to Rep. Allen West of Florida’s 22nd District. Awaiting response. Col. West:Greetings. My name is Brandon K. Thorp, and I covered the last month of your campaign for New Times. As you know, I think that you are a disingenuous and bloodthirsty man and that you have more…

Nudist Pushes to Make Delray Beach an Official Clothing-Optional City

Despite the moral panic that surrounds nudism and three bizarre cases of police tasering naked people recently in South Florida, nudists continue to fight to make the region their home. Naturist David Armstrong is lobbying the city to make Delray Beach clothing-optional, armed with a petition of 45,000 signatures from…

Fake Rick Scott Versus Real Rick Scott: Both Jackasses?

We’ve been spouting our concerns about our new governor, Rick Scott, since long before he was elected. The man was behind a giant Medicare fraud case. But it just goes to prove that even when you’re scheming to bilk money from unsuspecting citizens, Floridians will come to the rescue and…

Allen West’s First Week in Office: He’s Against NPR, Peace, and Children

In a recent Facebook note to constituents, Congressman Allen West wrote, “I do not believe in fear-mongering leadership. No one follows an individual who panics or instills fear in tough situations.”Yet the Republican who represents a large swath of eastern Broward and Palm Beach counties spent his first week in…

Is Stacy Really Concerned About Security?

Broward County Commissioner Stacy Ritter had her regularly scheduled “Coffee with Stacy” on Wednesday and I commend her for that. After the horror on Saturday that occurred at U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords’ “Congress on your Corner” event, I think it’s great that Ritter is carrying on in that tradition. Ritter…

Jared Lee Loughner: Patriot?

When Jared Lee Loughner shot Congresswoman Gabrielle “Gabby” Giffords through the head and murdered six other people outright, it really was because he was “insane” and “deranged,” as Bob Norman put it in his heartfelt open letter to Joyce Kaufman. Loughner’s most coherent political position is an ill-defined anti-Semitism. He…

Keith Olbermann Calls Out Conservatives for Inciting Tucson Shooting, Includes Allen West, Repents

​Political extremism, loose-cannon comments, and politicians who vaguely or directly imply violence in their rhetoric have occupied airwaves for some time, and finally, the media are calling out the geyser of intolerance for indirectly causing yesterday’s Tucson, Arizona, shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and 11 others, a bloodbath that left six dead…

Ari Porth Caves In To Radical Idiot

State Rep. Ari Porth agreed to speak this weekend at a convention of the Islamic Society of North America in Fort Lauderdale. But Porth bailed out yesterday, canceling his speech. Why? Because of pressure from a local extremist named Joe Kaufman put pressure on him, who told him that ISNA was linked to terrorists. The ISNA,…

Sheriff’s Top Political Aide Defends Criminally Charged Krafts

You may not expect much drama and controversy out of a Coral Springs/Parkland Democratic Club meeting, but you got some last night. The night was meant for Broward Public Defender Howard Finkelstein, who gave a very successful speech, but the drama arrived in the form of Sheriff Al Lamberti and…

Ilene Lieberman Gives Wrong Answer

So Broward County Commissioner Ilene Lieberman won’t say why she’s gone AWOL from commission meetings, telling the Sun-Sentinel (the WofP, actually) that she is “dealing with some personal matters, and I’m not at liberty to discuss them at the moment.” Not at liberty? That implies that someone has forbidden her to…