Charlie Crist Sends Pitch Sailing in Giant Metaphor of His Campaign

Things already looked piss poor for Gov. Charlie Crist. The most recent poll had him down 12 points, and some speculated that Marco Rubio had the Senate race locked up.But Crist had political gold awaiting. The Tampa Bay Rays had invited the light-footed governor to throw out the first pitch…

How to Cope With Sarah Palin, Homecoming Queen

flickr user: sskennelLike a train wreck, you can’t look away.​I have a confession to make about Sarah Palin. It’s not an easy thing to admit, especially from this side of the liberal-elite media establishment. Every fiber of my journalistic being urges me to ignore her, to block out the gleaming,…

Free Weed, and Other Ideas for a Better Pro-Pot Rally

Photo by Eric BartonSabrina displays a foam finger of fun.​You’re on the internet reading the blog of an alternative newsweekly, so there’s a damned fine chance that you’d like to smoke a joint legally. So why were so few people at the pro-pot rally yesterday in Fort Lauderdale?Sabrina Koramblyum, who…

FAU “Green Mann” Entertains Some, Disturbs Others

Facebook.com​He won’t share his real identity. Not yet, anyway. For now, the man known around the Florida Atlantic University campus as “Green Mann” enjoys the stunned reactions and awkward stares he gets as he dances around in a skintight, bright-green Spandex-esque costume.He doesn’t speak while wearing the green suit –…

Donate LeBron James Jerseys to Miami’s Homeless, Win Game Seats

At the beginning of September, the Juice’s Lisa Rab wrote about how a group of Ohioans were collecting LeBron James’ Cavs jersey to donate to Miami’s homeless population. After that idea was halted by “politics,” our sister paper Miami New Times took the matter into its own hands.The kind folks down…

Earl Rynerson: Either a Citizen Journalist or Another Gadfly With a Website

Rynerson: the face of the new media.​Earl Rynerson knows a rumor circulating around Fort Lauderdale City Hall. It has to do with Mayor Jack Seiler supposedly pressuring the Sun-Sentinel into making a personnel change. It’s almost certainly not true, but Rynerson wonders if people ought to know about it anyway.”Just…

Rick Scott Property Tax Calculator Ignores Small Fact: Florida Law

GOP candidate for governor Rick Scott released this pretty snazzy new website on Friday: It’s a property tax calculator that figures out a Floridian’s tax if Scott gets elected versus Democratic opponent Alex Sink. There’s just one problem with his site: It ignores the Florida Constitution.Scott’s calculator, which is titled…

Mark Foley Gets a Shoutout on 30 Rock

​Disgraced Congressman turned West Palm Beach consignment-shop owner Mark Foley got a mention right in the middle of NBC’s Thursday-night prime-time lineup. Though it probably wasn’t the kind of shoutout he would appreciate.On last night’s season opener, 30 Rock made reference to Foley’s scandalous time in conservative politics. It happened…

South Florida Gadflies Learning to Swarm

Riviera Beach’s most persistent activist, Fane Lozman, has joined with newspaper publisher John Beatty in filing for a recall effort against the city’s five council members. The recall is a typical tool for gadflies, but what makes this one ominous is that it’s attracted participation from gadflies with no stake…

Miami Appeals Court Rules Against Florida’s Gay Adoption Ban

Flickr: SF BartGay parents at a recent pride parade in San Francisco.​Florida is the only state to specifically ban adoption by gay and lesbian couples, but that may soon change. The Florida Third District Court of Appeals has ruled that the ban was unconstitutional. The ban will now head to…

Fighting Allen West With…Allen West?

​”Liberals want soldiers to die,” blares the pop-up quote from Allen West. At first blush, the ad looks like it’s touting West’s congressional campaign. But read a little closer, and you’ll see it’s intended to attack him. Read the fine print, and you’ll discover the ad is paid for by…

Boynton CRA Director Gets the Heave-Ho

During her time as the director of the Community Redevelopment Agency, director Lisa Bright basked in the good graces of the Boynton Beach commissioners, who serve as the CRA board. Even after Bright made an enemy of Mayor Jose Rodriguez, a majority of those commissioners wanted to believe that Bright…

Allen West as a History Teacher

​Followers of the Allen West congressional campaign have heard plenty about his career in the U.S. Army. But in building his personal narrative, the Republican candidate tends to skip over the job he took immediately after that career ended: as a history teacher at Deerfield Beach High.It must have been…

DREAM Act Could Be Dream Come True for Coral Springs FSU Grad

Andrea Huerfano​This weekend dozens of undocumented immigrants took to the sands of Miami Beach to tell Congress to pass the DREAM Act this week. About 50 people formed human billboards spelling out the words “Dream Act Now” and “Call [Sen. George] Lemieux Now.”Activists in South Florida — a front in…