Every Politician Is Gay Except Andy Martin

Surely, you veteran political observers of Palm Beach County remember ol’ Andy Martin. He ran for governor and senator and dog-catcher while he was in Florida. More recently, Martin made waves on a national stage because he was the one political figure shameless enough to publicly peddle the rumor that…

A How-To Kit for Campaign Suicide, by Charlie Crist

Since late last year, when Sen. Mel Martinez announced he wouldn’t be running for reelection to his seat in 2010, it was Charlie Crist’s to lose. He was one of the nation’s most popular governors, with a knack for charming his detractors that bordered on Reagan-esque.After Jeb Bush declared he…

So Many Seats to Fill; So Few Republicans Without Baggage

That’s the only explanation I can offer for Charlie Crist’s appointment of Rico Petrocelli to the Broward County Housing Authority, which Buddy Nevins is reporting on Broward Beat. Petrocelli, of course, was defeated in his bid for the Plantation City Commission. His campaign, which was bankrolled by high-profile lobbyists and…

Author of Thieves in the Temple Investigated for Bribery

Andre Eggelletion, brother of corrupted Broward County Commissioner Josephus Eggelletion, is a target of the investigation by the Broward State Attorney’s Office, according to an article published in South Florida Times.That revelation appears to have triggered the recent cancellation of Andre Eggelletion’s radio program on WFTL. The newspaper reports that…

Charlie Crist Ducks Questions From Conspiracy Theorists

There’s Charlie Crist trying to warm up an otherwise frosty crowd in Clearwater. None chillier than the men behind the camera, who (judging by the herky-jerky camera) are quivering in anticipation of rubbing elbows with the governor and U.S. Senate candidate.Awesome intro music, by the way. I thought there might…

Allen West: Youtube Celebrity

That’s Fox News video of Allen West, who campaigned unsuccessfully in 2008 against Congressman Ron Klein. But see, that was before West became a rock star on the Youtube. His October speech at Revolution in Fort Lauderdale, during the American Freedom Tour, has now been viewed over 1.2 million times…

Florida Dems to Bill McCollum: Will You Apologize for Ruining America?

That’s your Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill McCollum being all “Don’t blame me for breaking the economy” even though the words on the screen say that’s exactly what he did. The year was 1999, and McCollum, a congressman at the time, cosponsored this terrible bill that dissolved the separation between commercial…

Dan Gelber on Ethics Reform: Sign Me Up

Not all Florida politicians are gun-shy about ethics reform. Yesterday, after failing to get commitments from three high-profile Republicans, I asked attorney general candidate Dan Gelber whether he would support a bid by the Florida Commission on Ethics to give it more power to go after crooked politicians.”I would support…

Crist to Rubio: “Whooooo are you? (Who? Who?)”

It looks like Charlie Crist campaign’s decided to slug back at Marco Rubio with the scandalous revelation that Rubio flip-flopped on cap-and-trade. Here’s that just-released segment:But it’s nowhere near as damning as Crist’s support for the Obama stimulus. If Crist is going to try to win this race by outflanking…

Hospital Commissioner Bounced From Host Committee by Crist Campaign

Gov. Charlie Crist is learning to tread lightly on the Broward County fund-raising circuit. Yesterday morning I posted this item about how Broward Health Commissioner Joseph Cobo was named to the host committee for next week’s swanky Crist fundraiser at the home of West Broward developer Ronnie Bergeron. And by…