During Broward Visit, Rubio Daydreams of Roller Coasters

Anyone got Shatner’s number? Because isn’t he the guy to call when looking to unlock the poetry contained within a true conservative’s Twitter posts? So please channel the voice of the Emmy Award winner and master thespian as we read from Marco Rubio’s Twitter page. The most recent post:To those…

Lawyer Pals Cheer LeMieux at Fort Lauderdale City Hall

Standing next to Gov. Charlie Crist’s famously tanned mug, George LeMieux looks positively pasty, like a British-transfer student on the first day of spring break. But no one cared this afternoon at Fort Lauderdale City Hall, where Crist anointed LeMieux the state’s new U.S. Senator. For what he lacked in…

Pembroke Pines City Manager’s Sweetheart Deal Gets Sweeter

Pembroke Pines City Manager Charles Dodge has a sweet gig. For his hard work running the  150,000-resident Broward suburb, his company earns $755,000 a year, thanks to a special deal that makes him and Deputy City Manager Martin Gayeski private contractors, not city employees.Dodge has managed to maintain this arrangement…

Meek Lambastes Crist for LeMieux Appointment; Rubio, When Will You Tweet?

Congressman Kendrick Meek, the leading Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate just released a statement about Charlie Crist’s announcement that he was appointing former chief of staff George LeMieux to the Senate seat vacated by Mel Martinez.From the moment Senator Martinez announced his retirement, Governor Crist placed his ambitions over Florida’s…

LeMieux’s Appointment a Milestone for Broward

As far as I can tell — and I’m going by this list, the most immediate one available — there has never been a U.S. Senator from Broward County. So what does it say about this county’s history of incestuous, corrupt politics that the breakthrough would finally come not through…

Shameless: Crist Taps LeMieux for Senate

It seemed too nakedly cynical to be possible — and yet it just happened. Pass the smelling salts.We warned Charlie Crist this could be his Harriet Miers moment. He didn’t listen — to us or to the people in his campaign who must have had the same anxieties. If Crist…

Broward Commissioners Silent on Dragon Boats

Members of the dragon boat team fighting to keep practicing in West Lake Park finally made their pitch to the Broward County Commission this week. But they were met with resounding… silence. The commissioners, who allowed the Blazing Paddles to make a presentation at Tuesday’s meeting, listened and smiled while…

Obama Reacts to Ted Kennedy’s Death

A few moments ago, President Barack Obama released this statement about the death of Sen. Ted Kennedy: Michelle and I were heartbroken to learn this morning of the death of our dear friend, Senator Ted Kennedy. For five decades, virtually every major piece of legislation to advance the civil rights,…

Ex-Broward Health Attorney Suspects Excessive Billing by Current Attorney

Joe Truhe, former associate general counsel of the North Broward Hospital District, is asking that board’s chairman to investigate whether its acting general counsel, Sam Goren, is wasting district resources by billing for unnecessary legal work.Goren’s Fort Lauderdale firm of Goren, Cherof, Doody & Ezrol has been running the district’s…

“Cash for Clunkers” Has a Quiet End in South Florida

[jump] A salesperson at Maroone Chevrolet in Fort Lauderdale told me that location stopped taking in clunkers on Friday. Maroone is owned by AutoNation. The program (and indeed the president) has many detractors (something about not wanting to give away taxpayer money), and some dealers aren’t totally confident they’ll get…

Documents Show Deerfield Firefighters Short-Armed Internal Investigation

It wasn’t exactly Watergate, but for Deerfield Beach, it had the makings of a defining moment in its scandal-plagued history: firefighters accused by residents of engaging in improper political activities during the final, frenzied week of the city’s municipal elections in March. With a new mayor and two new commissioners,…

As Layoffs Loom, Broward Librarians Turn on One Another

Broward County Library staff is bracing for a round of layoffs next month, and in the meantime anxiety and suspicion is spreading through the ranks. Who among them deserves to be spared? And who deserves to go?One Broward County Library worker told Juice of a recent conversation she had with…

Ohmygod, Grandma, Do Not Rap When the NY Times Reporter Is Around!

They’re still working on destroying Obama’s health-care plan, but in the opening moments of this New York Times video,  Sunrise seniors dealt a death blow to hip-hop. Chilling video here.The accompanying article is set in the massive Sunrise Lakes retirement community, and the writer remarks at how that area voted…

Dinerstein’s “Independent Thinkers” Protest Delray Healthcare Forum

“Dear Media Friends,” the email read. “The Wexler ‘town hall’ meeting is a sham. Tickets. Reserved seating. Written questions. In other words, NO DISSENT INSIDE.”To speak to real, independent thinking citizens, be in the South County Civic Center Parking Lot at NOON.”The email was signed “Sid.”The Juice knew that “Sid”…

Wagging the Dog at the Klein Forum

OK, so maybe it’s not the most riveting video of this month’s clashes between congressional Democrats and health-care reform opponents, but this is a perfect illustration of the media echo chamber we’ve entered. Below, a woman shooting a video after yesterday’s Ron Klein forum in Boynton Beach. And judging by the…

Will George LeMieux Be Crist’s Harriet Miers?

That’s the first name that popped into my head when I heard that Crist was serious about tapping his former chief of staff, George LeMieux, Broward County’s most connected political player, to serve the remainder of Mel Martinez’s term in the U.S. Senate.Harriet Miers, of course, was White House counsel…