Wait, Isn’t That Prostitution?

Head out to the sidewalk of Hollywood’s portion of Federal Highway in the wee hours of the morning, whip out $500, and ask one of the suggestively dressed young ladies what that gives you.You’re liable to get a response very similar to the one that Hallandale Beach Democrat Rep. Joe…

Lauderdale District 4: a Native or New Blood?

I caught bit of flak earlier in this local election cycle for focusing more on the background of Fort Lauderdale candidates than on the “issues.” But really! The candidates’ backgrounds are important factors in their fitness to govern, and they also happen to be the most clear-cut differences. That is,…

Who Is Al Cap’s Mystery Bride?

Deerfield Beach’s ex-mayor, aspiring future mayor, and apparent master of suspense, Al Capellini, says he is marrying some woman. Who? That’s for him to know and us to find out. Let’s cobble together the clues, shall we?For starters, we can rule out the swimming instructor that Capellini was courting in…

Pork: It’s What’s for Lunch

South Florida is getting a nice juicy cut of Washington’s favorite dish — pork! Specifically, $183 million in funding for Everglades restoration. It’s part of a $410 billion spending bill that will also loosen travel restrictions to Cuba and pay for expansion of the Museum of Discovery and Science in…

A Blind Date With Stacy Ritter

Embattled Broward County Mayor Stacy Ritter staged a not-for-media-consumption town hall-style meeting Wednesday at a Tamarac condo community, seeking to sway constituents toward believing her explanation of the Mutual Benefits scandal. Not the version in newspapers and blogs. And it actually seemed to work.As Bob Norman first reported in January…

[UPDATED] An Off Night for Democracy, Free Press in Deerfield Beach

UPDATED WITH VIDEO LINKA mayor hit with felony corruption charges; a commissioner booked for the same; a city manager suspended after ordering deputies to remove a commissioner during a public meeting. When it comes to dirty tricks and political theater, Deerfield Beach residents have seen it all. But even the…

The Flier That Got Al Capellini in Hot Water

That’s the campaign flier (click to enlarge) that Deerfield Beach Mayor Al Capellini’s operatives circulated in Century Village, the retirement community with some 30,000 condos that collectively may decide the city’s mayoral campaign. As you can see, the oxymoron “Mayor Capellini” appears in almost every single line. Capellini is not…

Gelber Will Totally Tweet the Legislative Session

Oh, it is a great day to be a Florida wonk! State Sen. Dan Gelber, vying to become U.S. Sen. Dan Gelber in 2010, has announced via blog that he’ll be giving updates on the coming legislative session via Twitter, right here.Most of you know that transparency and an open…

Recap: Crist on Meet the Press

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist faced off with David Gregory on NBC’s Meet the Press a few minutes ago. Crist started by stressing the importance of bipartisan support for President Obama’s stimulus package, then ended by… well… essentially withdrawing his own support for the package.Host Gregory began the interview by asking…

[UPDATED] Janitors’ Union to Protest at Broward County Courthouse

SEIU Protestors That will be the view outside the Broward County Courthouse this afternoon. Close to 100 members and sympathizers of the Service Employees International Union plan to protest the county’s negotiations with janitorial services provider TCB Systems, Inc. of Miami. TCB Systems is on the shortlist of bidders seeking to clean…

A Bad Time to Be a Butler

Democrats desperate to put some dents in Gov. Charlie Crist’s high approval ratings are chastising him for keeping a butler and a personal chef on the state payroll at a time when cops and teachers are being laid off. In a statement released today, Florida Democratic Party Chair Karen Thurman…

Teel’s in Trouble

Buddy Nevins spots a flock of vultures circling the reelection campaign of Fort Lauderdale Commissioner Christine Teel.In the Feb. 10 muni elections, Teel scored more votes than her closest challenger, former Fort Lauderdale Police Chief Bruce Roberts. But the other challenger, Attorney Inger Garcia, has given her unequivocal endorsement to…

Teflon Charlie Rules Lauderdale Stage

The big punchline in Washington D.C. these days is “bipartisanship.” Barack Obama wants to be friends with Republicans but they don’t want to be friends with him. Of course, it’s all politics. The Republicans have nothing to gain from jumping on the Obama bandwagon and everything to gain if that…

Does Michelle Obama Have “Thick Rhinoceros Skin”?

Just before the 2000 presidential election, Robert Watson, associate professor of American studies at Lynn University in Boca Raton, decided to rally his fellow presidential scholars and collaborate on The Report to the First Lady, a 200-page book of advice for the incoming woman in the White House. One expert…

Pembroke Pines Mayor Has Most Boring Stimulus Wish List Ever

With its 150,000 population, Pembroke Pines stands to get a nice, fat slice of the $10-12 billion coming to Florida from the economic stimulus package Obama will sign into law today. How will Mayor Frank Ortis spend his Obama bills? Not on hookers nor cocaine. Not on a U2 performance…

Seiler on Gretsas: “He’ll Be Given a Fair Shake”

From the start of the campaign for Fort Lauderdale mayor, Jack Seiler had a residency problem. He lived in Wilton Manors. But in the context of campaign obstacles, this was a fairly easy, if expensive, fix. He put his Wilton Manors home(s) up for sale, and rented a place in…

New Poll: Crist in Pole Position

A “double” what? Sorry, I don’t speak French. Just check out the Strategic Vision poll released yesterday on Florida’s 2010 U.S. Senate race. It attaches numbers to some obvious truths, such as Gov. Charlie Crist getting 54 percent of the votes against other prospective candidates in a Republican primary. The…

Will Netroots Rally for Dan Gelber?

Howard Dean was the first darling of the “netroots” — the progressive and liberal blogs which were a wailing wall and fundraising catalyst during the Bush years. Then Dean folded. Barack Obama was their next crush, and that turned out pretty well.Will the netroots have as much power as they…