Rick Scott Signs Bill to Benefit Special Needs Students

Rick Scott has signed a bill that will give parents of special needs students more say in their education. The law will take effect on Monday. This means that, come Monday, parents will have a greater say in how their special needs children’s school curriculum is shaped…

Marco Rubio’s Statement on DOMA Is a Whole Lot of Dumb

As one might expect, there are some that aren’t too happy about yesterday’s SCOTUS ruling that DOMA is unconstitutional and dumb and not cool at all. One of those people is our very own Marco Rubio, who hopes to be president one day! Cottonmouth McGee is just not down with…

LGBT Activists Stage Sit-In at Marco Rubio’s Office

GetEQUAL, a national grassroots organization dedicated to the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender community, have organized a sit-in at the Tampa office of Senator Marco Rubio, to protest his stances on immigration reform and employment discrimination. “The U.S. Supreme Court continues to deliberate over whether LGBT Americans have the constitutional right…

Allen West May Run Against Marco Rubio in 2016 Primary

It looks like former Rep. and Forever CommieNazi Hunter Colonel Allen West won’t rule out running against Marco Rubio in the GOP primary in 2016. Yes, 2016 is three years away. And yes, that’s a long time and anything can happen and, oh yeah, Obama is still president. But that…

Marco Rubio and His “Weasel Words” Angers Republican Leader

Marco Rubio was once hailed as the Golden Boy Savior of America’s Grand Ole Party and the next for-sure president of the United States. But now he’s suddenly making a lot of peeps in his own party super mad because of all this immigration reform talky-talk. The latest Angry GOPer…

Rick Scott Signs Bill Banning Paid Sick Leave

Rick Scott, in an apparent mission to blow up every possible bridge linking him to re-election in 2014, signed a bill on Friday banning paid sick leave for Floridians, because, as much as they love to talk up how they hate Big Government and Bengazziiii and TAXES BAD, the GOPers…

Jeb Bush Says “Immigrants are more fertile” During Speech

Jeb Bush, speaking at the Faith and Freedom Coalition in Washington on Friday, brought up his support for the passage of an immigration bill by arguing that it would be good for the U.S. economy because immigrants are more “fertile.” “Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans,” Bush said…

Koch Brothers Admit They’re Interested in Buying Sun Sentinel

After months of hot and sweaty speculation, we”re finally getting some answers out of the Koch Brothers about their interest in the media game. This week in the Wall Street Journal, the Tea Party plutocrats indicated they are in fact interested in purchasing the Tribune Co., a portfolio of newspapers…

Five Reasons Charlie Crist Will Not Run For Governor

Citing a slew of insider folk who compose the “Charlie Crist camp,” Politico recently unleashed one of the most unintentionally satirical articles of Washington reporting this side of a Joseph Heller novel. According to “Democratic sources closely watching the race,” and “operatives familiar with [Crist’s] thinking” and “allies” and “sources…