Rick Scott Impeachment Petition Lands on White House Web Site

Politicians have to be All-Pro when it comes to shouldering hits from the sideline about job performance and bungled expectations. But it’s still got to be a little bit embarrassing when the electorate decides to trash your term in office on the White House’s front steps, electronically speaking.  That’s what…

Tamarac Commissioner Patricia Atkins-Grad Found Not Guilty of Corruption Charges

As first reported on this here bloggy blog by Bob Norman back in 2010, Tamarac City Commissioner Patricia “Positively Patte” Atkins-Grad was arrested and charged with bribery, official misconduct, receiving unlawful compensation, and conspiring to commit unlawful compensation after she threw herself one helluvan election victory party. Nothing wrong with…

Plantation Hospital Circumcision: Don’t Clip Foreskins, Keep Em

Last Thursday morning, drivers motoring down NW 40th Avenue in Fort Lauderdale might have eyeballed an odd sight outside of Plantation Hospital: three protesters waving signs. Anyone close enough to make out the fine print would have been surprised to see the group wasn’t hawking pro-life slogans or any of…

Marlene Ross, Boynton Beach “Nude Pics” Commissioner, Has Resigned

Boynton Beach Commissioner Marlene Ross has resigned from her post in District 4. Ross announced her resignation on Thursday through a letter sent to the city clerk’s office. In the letter, she explains that her and her “beau” are expecting a “blessing in the New Year.” The resignation comes after…

Debbie Wasserman Schultz Named as Head of DNC Again by Obama

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a pretty big deal. She helped Democrats expand their majority in the Senate, which in and of itself was a task. And she helped Obama win Florida in November, which is almost impossible. But because she did these things, the POTUS announced Tuesday that he wants…

Rick Scott: State Workers to Get Christmas Eve Off

Apparently nobody trolls Rick Scott quite like… Rick Scott.After the governor insisted he would reject any and all of Obama’s health-care laws that come his way, he then turned around and changed his mind. Then, after suppressing the vote in November before the elections, he vowed that voting procedures will…

Why Jack Seiler Should Pretty Pretty Please Not Run For Governor

Over the last few weeks, as the political yammering mercifully subsided and we sank into the off-season of national intrigue and drama, out of the quiet rose the name Jack Seiler. That’s because Fort Lauderdale’s mayor is mulling a run at governor. And though that 2014 election may seem as…

How South Florida’s Jews Are Driving Zionism In Israel

With tensions continuing to writhe in the Middle East as Israel and Palestine fall into an uneasy calm, a group of Zionist Jews in South Florida condemns both the cease fire between the neighbors as well as the United Nations’ decision yesterday to award Palestine the status of nonmember observer…

Palm Beach Will Soon Have a Corruption-Fighting Blimp Flying Overhead

Boca Raton millionaire Marty O’Boyle doesn’t like politicians scandalizing up his county, dag gummit. So he’s doing what any millionaire with loads of time on his hands would do to combat such a thing: He’s going to fly a big-ass blimp over Palm Beach County to  shame elected officials when they…

What Florida’s Sex Survey Should Have Asked Women

Ensconced in some Tallahassee conference room, how state officials must have pictured it: An anonymous Florida woman receives a questionnaire in the mail and gets comfortable — gets intimate — perhaps sloshing some red into a glass, laying down an Erykah Badu track, and pulling out her pen to spill…

Walmart Protest in Boynton Beach Draws Crowd on Black Friday

As the rest of the nation gathered in droves to hit up the superfantastic deals on Black Friday and basically kill one another for half-off toasters and universal remote controls, Walmart workers and activists held peaceful rallies outside stores as part of a nationwide walkout to protest poor wages and…

Richard DeNapoli, Broward GOP Chair, Leaves County’s Worst Job

After only two years, Richard DeNapoli is done. Chairing the perennially underachieving Broward County Republicans — like coaching any team that sucks — hasn’t been easy, and DeNapoli, who’s a tad thin-skinned, won’t seek reelection. “It’s not a glamorous position,” he said, adding he’s taking a position in another part…