A Thank-You Note From Rick Scott

When one arm of the government fails to speak to another, bizarre things occur. For example, a reporter might write a lengthy critique of Florida’s governor and his legislative accomplishments, including a cover illustration of him as the evil emperor from Star Wars. For weeks before the story is published,…

Rick Scott on the Ballot for “Worst Governor Ever”

Here’s a new election where people may actually want to vote for Gov. Rick Scott again — the race for the “Worst Governor Ever.”As part of an online campaign by the Transport Workers Union of America, Scott joins Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett, New Jersey Gov. Chris…

Rick Scott Taking Suggestions for Jobs to Do; We Opine

Gov. Rick Scott’s office announced yesterday that he’s ripping off former Gov. and Sen. Bob Graham’s idea of working with Florida’s commoners in their workplace.In what Scott is calling “Let’s Get to Work” days, he started his first job today at a doughnut joint in Tampa, selling rings of fried…

Patrick Murphy Also Contributed to Charlie Crist’s U.S. Senate Campaign

After yesterday’s story that 2012 congressional candidate Patrick Murphy was the only recipient of campaign contributions from former Gov. Charlie Crist for this election cycle, we’ve discovered that Murphy also donated to Crist’s failed U.S. Senate bid.According to Federal Election Commission records, Murphy gave what was then the maximum amount…

Michele Bachmann: Demotivational Poster of the Day

Today brings us to our last day in the Pulp’s delivery of fresh demotivational posters featuring everyone’s favorite our nation’s politicians, just to put a damper on the day for you.Our fifth and final subject of New Times collectable art is U.S. Rep. and presidential candidate Michele Bachmann and how…