Allen West and Ron Klein Face Off in Debate

​As hard as Ron Klein kicks, he’s just an itch to the illogical juggernaut that is Allen West’s campaign. Recent attack ads from Klein play a video clip in which West says to a gathering, “I’m just honored to be here today with all my fellow right-wing extremists.” There it…

Crist Bails on Holocaust Center, Nabs Kennedy and Schwarzenegger Endorsements

​Independent Senate hopeful Charlie Crist was scheduled to make an appearance at Hollywood’s Holocaust Documentation and Education Center today but canceled yesterday. His campaign has apparently rescheduled the event multiple times. Meanwhile, Crist is in Deerfield Beach this morning to accept the endorsement of Robert Kennedy Jr., son of late…

Top Five Reasons Charlie Crist Should Come Out Today

Come out, come out wherever you are, Charlie. It’s National Coming Out Day, and a mere three weeks before Election Day. Rumors have been swirling for years, but only you have the power to spin them into reality. Here’s why you should seize the moment:1. You’d win even more Democratic…

Ron Klein Gives Obama Sloppy Seconds; West and Boehner in West Palm

time.com​It’s a complicated ballet in South Florida today as politicians warily stump for one another, hedging bets all around. The Palm Beach Post’s George Bennett minds the choreography: First off, it’s Ron Klein, who’s campaigning with the president in Coral Gables later today. Lest too much of Obama’s socialist fairy…

Attorney General Candidate Jim Lewis: Legalize Weed to Save Florida’s Economy

Photo from jimlewisforflorida.comLewis: “Faint heart never won fair maiden.”​Jim Lewis won’t be your next attorney general. But if there were some miraculous come-from-behind victory for the perennial losing candidate, Lewis would bring about a radical change. He’d legalize pot. Not just medicinal pot but any big old spliff any adult…

Charlie Crist Sends Pitch Sailing in Giant Metaphor of His Campaign

Things already looked piss poor for Gov. Charlie Crist. The most recent poll had him down 12 points, and some speculated that Marco Rubio had the Senate race locked up.But Crist had political gold awaiting. The Tampa Bay Rays had invited the light-footed governor to throw out the first pitch…

How to Cope With Sarah Palin, Homecoming Queen

flickr user: sskennelLike a train wreck, you can’t look away.​I have a confession to make about Sarah Palin. It’s not an easy thing to admit, especially from this side of the liberal-elite media establishment. Every fiber of my journalistic being urges me to ignore her, to block out the gleaming,…

Free Weed, and Other Ideas for a Better Pro-Pot Rally

Photo by Eric BartonSabrina displays a foam finger of fun.​You’re on the internet reading the blog of an alternative newsweekly, so there’s a damned fine chance that you’d like to smoke a joint legally. So why were so few people at the pro-pot rally yesterday in Fort Lauderdale?Sabrina Koramblyum, who…

FAU “Green Mann” Entertains Some, Disturbs Others

Facebook.com​He won’t share his real identity. Not yet, anyway. For now, the man known around the Florida Atlantic University campus as “Green Mann” enjoys the stunned reactions and awkward stares he gets as he dances around in a skintight, bright-green Spandex-esque costume.He doesn’t speak while wearing the green suit –…

Donate LeBron James Jerseys to Miami’s Homeless, Win Game Seats

At the beginning of September, the Juice’s Lisa Rab wrote about how a group of Ohioans were collecting LeBron James’ Cavs jersey to donate to Miami’s homeless population. After that idea was halted by “politics,” our sister paper Miami New Times took the matter into its own hands.The kind folks down…

Earl Rynerson: Either a Citizen Journalist or Another Gadfly With a Website

Rynerson: the face of the new media.​Earl Rynerson knows a rumor circulating around Fort Lauderdale City Hall. It has to do with Mayor Jack Seiler supposedly pressuring the Sun-Sentinel into making a personnel change. It’s almost certainly not true, but Rynerson wonders if people ought to know about it anyway.”Just…

Rick Scott Property Tax Calculator Ignores Small Fact: Florida Law

GOP candidate for governor Rick Scott released this pretty snazzy new website on Friday: It’s a property tax calculator that figures out a Floridian’s tax if Scott gets elected versus Democratic opponent Alex Sink. There’s just one problem with his site: It ignores the Florida Constitution.Scott’s calculator, which is titled…

Mark Foley Gets a Shoutout on 30 Rock

​Disgraced Congressman turned West Palm Beach consignment-shop owner Mark Foley got a mention right in the middle of NBC’s Thursday-night prime-time lineup. Though it probably wasn’t the kind of shoutout he would appreciate.On last night’s season opener, 30 Rock made reference to Foley’s scandalous time in conservative politics. It happened…

South Florida Gadflies Learning to Swarm

Riviera Beach’s most persistent activist, Fane Lozman, has joined with newspaper publisher John Beatty in filing for a recall effort against the city’s five council members. The recall is a typical tool for gadflies, but what makes this one ominous is that it’s attracted participation from gadflies with no stake…

Miami Appeals Court Rules Against Florida’s Gay Adoption Ban

Flickr: SF BartGay parents at a recent pride parade in San Francisco.​Florida is the only state to specifically ban adoption by gay and lesbian couples, but that may soon change. The Florida Third District Court of Appeals has ruled that the ban was unconstitutional. The ban will now head to…

Fighting Allen West With…Allen West?

​”Liberals want soldiers to die,” blares the pop-up quote from Allen West. At first blush, the ad looks like it’s touting West’s congressional campaign. But read a little closer, and you’ll see it’s intended to attack him. Read the fine print, and you’ll discover the ad is paid for by…