What a Pity! Fair Weather Fans Can’t Flock to Ravens-Fins

On that weekend in October when the Baltimore Ravens were in town to play the Dolphins, purple jerseys mobbed Fort Lauderdale Beach. I encountered about 100 fans boarding buses at the Yankee Clipper the morning of that game. There was no mistaking the ruddy faces and rowdy moods: These Ravens…

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

 If there was a rash of Dolphins-related suicides around 10:45 p.m. last night, one local TV station certainly won’t be reporting on it. That’s because Channel 7, WSVN, hates the Miami Dolphins and doesn’t care if the team’s fans kill themselves. Or maybe some intern just made a horrible mistake…

Casinos Are a Kid’s Best Friend

If only every town in Florida had a casino. Then our little tykes in need might have some Christmas dough to spend and sports teams to join.The lucky little ones in Hallandale Beach have Gulfstream Park, the horse racetrack and casino. Although they’re not yet old enough to play poker or…

Miami Dolphins: Hope Or Nope?

Nope. Fact is, this team isn’t nearly as good as its record suggests. Overrated? Maybe, but you can’t really over-rate a team that spent the previous season flirting with a record for professional football futility. So let’s try this: If next week the Dolphins defeat the New York Jets, then…

May the Best Mummified Coach Win

Now that Joe Paterno’s landed a brand new three-year contract, just a few days before his 82nd birthday, the pressure’s on Florida State’s dad-gum head coach Bobby Bowden to get a four-year contract.The two old coots are currently running 1-2 in career victories. JoePa has 383. Bowden has 381. The…

Memo to Michael Beasley: Please Don’t Eat Dog Feces

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team’s gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they’re to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley’s recent bout with the…

Nobody Knocks Out Glen Johnson, Unless Comedy’s Involved

In this week’s print edition of The Juice, I wrote about Glen Johnson, a veteran South Florida boxer who’s spent most of his 15-year career facing off against the biggest names in the sport. Because he’s not punching police officers, barking at a judge, or telling anyone he wants to eat…

Touchdown Jesus Fishes for Snapper in Fort Lauderdale

It’s no shocker that a St. Thomas Aquinas High School senior has accepted a scholarship to play at the University of Notre Dame. The Fort Lauderdale football powerhouse has two players in gold helmets already — offensive linemen Sam Young and Dan Wenger. Another, senior punter Ben Turk will be…

Dolphins Fans Don’t Suck Either

The people who love the Dolphins are having a pretty good year, too. At least if you judge by the recent totals in fan voting for this year’s NFL Pro Bowl. Four, that’s right, FOUR Miami Dolphins are in first place in their respective positions in on-line fan balloting. This…

Sean Avery for NHL Commissioner

In the first minute of the video below, the remarks by Dallas Stars forward Sean Avery that have earned him a six-game suspension by the National Hockey League:Hockey’s a sport that needs to generate fan interest in the worst way, a truth that’s even more apparent here in South Florida,…