Holy Toast: Jesus, Mary, and Satan Found in Food

We’re not sure why, but simple food has turned into a conduit for angels and demons to communicate with mere mortals. People have seen Jesus in cakes, sandwiches, potato salads, and other earthly delights. Jesus isn’t the only spiritual being to appear in your meal — there have been accounts…

West Palm Beach Man Dies After Eating Live Roaches (Video)

A South Florida man died after participating in a live roach-eating contest held at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach. The Bugs for Balls competition, held on October 5, used live insects domestically raised for reptile food. The contestants who consumed the most bugs won ball pythons.According to Yahoo,…

Five Ways to Piss Off Your Server

Of course, you think you’re the perfect restaurant patron. You try to be polite. You tip according to set standards. What else is there to ask for?Well, we’ve got news for you: There’s a good chance you are still getting on your server’s last nerve. We spoke to one server…

British Newspaper The Telegraph Mocks American Food; We Fight Back

The British newspaper The Telegraph has a slideshow up today mocking the Los Angeles County Fair in Pomona, California. The slideshow is titled “Only In America”.As you can probably guess, it features image after image of deep-fried American specialties such as deep fried Oreos, deep-fried Snickers, deep-fried Kool-Aid balls, and…

Is Peanut Butter Racist?

The Portland Tribune recently wrote about a program in Portland public schools called “courageous conversations”, where educators attend training sessions and meetings designed to understand their own ‘white privilege’ so that they can “change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance”.The assumption that educators in the public school system…

Urban Outfitters’ Alcohol-Inspired Shirts: Harmful or Harmless?

Carrying everything from cheap dorm rugs and lamps in animal prints and neon colors to books on how to play beer pong, it’s no secret that Urban Outfitters caters to teens and college students.Recently, the shop, which has come under fire in the past for selling T-shirts that have been…

Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day: Celebs Weigh In

Mike Huckabee has called for fans of “free speech” to celebrate today, August 1, as Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day. As the Fox News pundit, Southern Baptist minister, and politician said on his website and Facebook page: “Let’s affirm a business that operates on Christian principles and whose executives are willing to…

Local Woman to Chick-fil-A: Apologize

Chick-fil-A, the company best-known for fried-chicken sandwiches, petitioning cows, and Christian values, has been in the news lately. First, Dan Cathy, son of S. Truett Cathy (who founded the company), was quoted as saying, “We are very much supportive of the family — the biblical definition of the family unit…

Love the Beans, Hate the Beaner

A couple of years back, I put four white supremacists in prison. They had made the mistake of going into the Slater Slums of Huntington Beach, California, the city’s traditional barrio, to kill a random Mexican. They got as far as stabbing a man before the Slater Slums smackdown began:…

Rough Seas Ahead, So How About That Lobster?

Chef Sara Ventiera is on a three-week trip to the Bahamas, manning the kitchen on a 91-foot yacht. She will file regular updates from the waters about what it’s like to work on a yacht, from pretrip provisioning to seaplane produce delivery. Click here for previous reports.”What would you like…

The Biggest Lie Ever Told About Vegetarians

Vegetarians in all forms — ovo-lacto, vegan, etc. — are subject to an impressive array of misconceptions and lies about the meatless lifestyle. Sometimes, the evidence of misunderstanding is overt, like the person we encounter at a cocktail party whose eyes bug when they spot a plate free of sliders…

Seaplane Produce Delivery Saves a Yachtie Chef From Frozen Veggies

Chef Sara Ventiera is on a three-week trip to the Bahamas, manning the kitchen on a 91-foot yacht. She will file regular updates from the waters about what it’s like to work on a yacht, from pretrip provisioning to seaplane produce delivery. Click here for previous reports.The radio crackles to…