Coal Energy Drink: Who Needs Bull When You Have Fossils? (Video)

It's 2 p.m. and you're crashing. Last evening's happy hour ended at midnight and you had to get up for the weekly management meeting. Now you need a serious boost. Heading over to the convenience store gives you an even bigger headache -- so many energy drinks to choose from...

By Laine Doss

October 7, 2011

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It's 2 p.m. and you're crashing. Last evening's happy hour ended at midnight and you had to get up for the weekly management meeting. Now you need a serious boost.

Heading over to the convenience store gives you an even bigger headache -- so many energy drinks to choose from. Do any really work? Then you spot a new can and think "If it's good enough to power refineries, it's good enough for me." You've just discovered new Coal Energy Drink... or at least the REAP parody of one.

Watch how Coal powers up both factories and people here:

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.

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