The news about the budgetary crisis that is plaguing the U.S. Postal Service is not only distressing but also all but impossible to imagine. As a music writer, I depend on the CDs that arrive in the mail
in order to write about music. Although it may be easier for a publicist to send me a link
instead of an actual CD, I rue the day when there will no longer be any
option and that's all that's offered.
And yet, two mail processing centers in Broward County may have to be closed, and their employees could be let go. It's part of a continuing trend caused by a $3 billion shortfall, a crisis that could have serious repercussions for the USPS overall. Sure, we can retreat to our computers and speak
to one another on Skype or share a comment on Facebook, but the absence of a letter, card, or some other physical
package passed from one person to another is just one more example of
the isolation and indifference of modern society.
saying the postal carrier will disappear, but the ramifications of an abbreviated number of
delivery days and slower service could have a ripple effect on all
segments of our society. Take for example, popular song. To illustrate
our point, here are five pop classics that we'll never listen to in the
Unfortunately, the narrator may have to wait a little longer for that
letter, if it arrives at all. And as far as it taking so long... well,
blame it on budget woes, personnel cutbacks, no Saturday delivery...
There's no happy answer here.
2. "The Letter" (Box Tops, Joe Cocker) -- "Give me a ticket for an airplane/I ain't got time to take a fast train/Lonely days are gone/I'm a-goin' home/My baby, she wrote me a letter."
Had the circumstance described in this song taken place nowadays, the narrator might not have known to buy that ticket or even consider that fast train. Lonely days might get lonelier because his baby wouldn't be writing a letter but, rather, posting a message on Facebook for the world to see. So she'll tag him, or poke him, or... well, we know what he really wants her to do to him... and it's a lot less awkward when the promise comes in the post rather than on a post.
1. "Please Read the Letter" (Robert Plant and Alison Krauss) -- One of the highlights from Raising Sand, Robert Plant and Alison Krauss' remarkable album collaboration, the meaning of this song is rapidly becoming as irrelevant and outmoded as a Betamax or an eight-track tape. Apparently, no one is reading letters much anymore because we're too busy checking our texts and emails. Please read the letter? How about, I'm friggin' begging you to read the letter! What's that? You've never read a letter? You don't know what a letter is? Not to worry... I'll instant message you...