Manny Ramirez, who slugs homers in the West when he's not home in Weston, will get to spend some unexpected time enjoying his local digs. He's reportedly tested positive for a banned substance and Major League Baseball is expected to announce his 50-game suspension today.
The L.A. Dodger outfielder is rumored to be preparing a defense based on a doctor's prescription, but that doctor must be out in L.A. because no one would believe that a physician in Broward would have given Ramirez a medication for dubious medical reasons. Would they?