Broward Police Arrest a Man Named Jackmeoff

Broward cops arrested a man who claims to be named Jackmeoff Mudd last Friday night.The 54-year-old Jackmeoff was taken in on six charges, including assault, disorderly conduct, and possessing alcohol in a public area.Jackmeoff also rubbed the cops the wrong way, because he was also booked on charges of resisting...

By Chris Joseph

August 16, 2012

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Broward cops arrested a man who claims to be named Jackmeoff Mudd last Friday night.

The 54-year-old Jackmeoff was taken in on six charges, including assault, disorderly conduct, and possessing alcohol in a public area.

Jackmeoff also rubbed the cops the wrong way, because he was also booked on charges of resisting an officer and obstruction.

The Broward's Sheriff's Office could not verify if the man's name was actually Jackmeoff, but it went ahead and called him that in its police reports anyway.

It's also not known if the BSO will now be on the lookout for his accomplices:

Harry Balls

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Hugh Jass

Mike Hunt

Amanda Huggenkiss

Mike Rotch

And the ever-slippery Sugar Tits.

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