Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? Here's a suggestion that's sure to put a smile on the face of many of the people on your naughty-or-nice list: Hooters!
No, we're not talking about a breast enhancement (though that makes a good gift, too come to think of it...) We're talking about Hooters, as in the annual calendar of lovely ladies who also serve up some great chicken wings.
The 2014 Hooters calendar is out and the company that made neon orange shorts and sheer pantyhose a fashion statement is celebrating the calendar's 28th anniversary (which makes the calendar older than probably every model that graces its months).
How does one celebrate a calendar? With a calendar girl tour!
Starting today, December 4 through Friday, December 6 the 2014 Hooters girls will host photo events and autograph signings at various Hooters throughout South Florida. There will also be swimsuit and holiday fashion shows starring the girls (think orange bikini and Santa hat..or orange short shorts and striped elf stockings).
And if you're thinking that beauty is only skin deep, forget that! Over the weekend, the Hooters Calendar Girls will present a check for $10,000 to the Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital that local Hooters girls raised themselves throughout the year.
The South Florida autograph tour, led by cover girl Marissa Raisor, will feature over a dozen 2014 Hooters Calendar Girls who will happily personalize calendars for your brother, your roommate, your slightly-creepy uncle Bob, and your sorority sister, because girls like Hooters, too!
At $14.95 each, consider your holiday shopping done, because as this Hooters calendar girl says, "everyone loves a girl who's wet and sandy" - especially Sandy Claus!
Here's the schedule:
Wednesday, December 4 from 7 - 9 p.m. - Pembroke Pines Hooters
Thursday, December 5 from 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. - Hialeah Hooters
Thursday, December 5 from 8:30 - 10:30 p.m. - Doral Hooters
Friday, December 6 from noon - 1:30 p.m. - Sunrise Hooters
Friday, December 6 from 5:30 - 7:30 p.m. - Boca Raton Hooters
Friday, December 6 from 8 - 10 p.m. - Fort Lauderdale Hooters
Here's Fort Lauderdale's very own Lindsey Way posing for the camera:
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