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5. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Start yours right with a Millitoast.4. A fine fragrant soup is nothing without the aesthetic power of pink dragons floating on its surface. 3. Who needs pork? The finest bacon in the world comes from the pink dragon millipede. Rare and expensive, its satisfying crunch is second to none.2. Next time you and your rich friends are yammering about deforestation, world hunger, and corporate-controlled governments, have some cheese and crackers garnished with cyanide-infused milliflesh.1. Nothing’s better than pizza, but a pizza is only as good as its toppings. Impress the neighbors by pulling your next pizza party out of a hat called nothing tastes better than newly discovered species.Enjoy.— Jacob Katel“>
