If you really dig fun and love to booze, then March 17 is likely your favorite time to party. Saint Patrick's Day is a fantastic time to revel in pure drunkenness dressed like a deranged leprechaun. Sure, it's about being "Irish," but let's be honest, you're probably not Irish. You probably haven't met more than a handful of actual Irish people in your whole life! And that's OK. You can still celebrate St. Paddy's Day to its fullest potential. You just may need a few tips on how to handle today with all the spirit of a shitfaced Colin Farrell.