Aerosmith Announce Fort Lauderdale Concert Date on Global Warming Tour, Tickets on Sale September 24

When Steven Tyler first shrieked the repetitive, eponymous chorus to Aerosmith's 1987 single, "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)," do you think he ever considered that he would one day resemble a pouty-lipped, senile granny?

And, while we're on the subject of the perennial frontman and former American Idol host: How do you think his feet really became so gnarled and nasty? Could it have been from a little too much toe-curling "Love In An Elevator?"

If you're anything like us (hairy-palmed, heavy-breathing, dark circles under the eyes) these are the kinds of questions that keep you up at night. But fear not: You may have answers sooner than you think.

Aerosmith announced a second-leg to their triumphantly sold out "Global Warming Tour," to celebrate the release of Music From Another Dimension, the band's first collection of new material in over a decade, and their 15th studio album overall.

Come one, come all! You will finally get the opportunity to demand Steven Tyler explain why he just had to be the asshole with clothes on at a nude beach.

Aerosmith. With Cheap Trick. Sunday, December 9. BB&T Center, Ft. Lauderdale. Tickets are on sale on September 24 at 10 a.m. at

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Matt Preira