There is nothing more normal than wanting the best. No one but Jimmy Soul ever really wanted to marry an ugly girl. But sadly, us pack animals ain't all alpha, so usually, we end up with everything but the finest.
That's why every year, we salivate over the arrival of the New Times Best Of issue, because finally, you can experience what it's like to have the best.
Already, we've teased you with best rock band and best drag queen, but today, the whole shebang hits the stands and the web.
We've got the best metal band, the best biker bar, best photographer, you name it, you got it, the freaking best.
Follow @CountyGrind