There is nothing more normal than wanting the best. No one but Jimmy Soul ever really wanted to marry an ugly girl. But sadly, us pack animals ain't all alpha, so usually, we end up with everything but the finest.
That's why every year, we salivate over the arrival of the New Times Best Of issue, because finally, you can experience what it's like to have the best.
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