Bluntin' Bieber: Degenerate Pop Star is the Pothead-to-Watch in 2013 | County Grind | South Florida | Broward Palm Beach New Times | The Leading Independent News Source in Broward-Palm Beach, Florida


Bluntin' Bieber: Degenerate Pop Star is the Pothead-to-Watch in 2013

Hey everybody, guess who just looooves marijuana.

If you answered Cheech, Chong, the states of Colorado and/or Washington, Puff the Magic Dragon, Snoop Dogg Lion, or President Jimmy Carter, you would be right.

See also
Justin Bieber Was Allegedly Caught Smoking Weed Before Paparazzo's Death

But in 2013, it seems there's a new sheriff in town. A new sheriff of weed that is.

After the jump, County Grind is proud to present the latest chapter in Justin Bieber's spiral downward into degeneracy.

Le Biebz Smokes Blunts Like It's His Job

Much like that woman-beating heathen Chris Brown, Bieber doesn't just wanna get high all the time. He wants to get high all of the time and he wants you to know every detail. So as Justin descends further down this stoner rabbit-hole, expect all of your newsfeeds to be absolutely saturated with his every last tug off a gravity bong, desperate lip-searing pucker toward a knife-hit, and/or dreamily filtered pictures of an apple turned into a pipe.

The Pot-parazzi

Apparently, the more Justin Bieber starts to transform into a hygiene-denying (capital P) Pot-head, the closer TMZ comes to mutating into a pack of rabid hyenas.

Lil' Twist is the Jiminy Cricket of Dank Nugs

Pinnochio's famed talking-vermin avatar of guilt was charged with the task of keeping the young puppet on the straight and narrow. Now imagine a bite-sized version of Cash Money, Young Money signee - and Bieber's number one bad influence, Lil' Twist - sitting perched on the singer's shoulder, rolling nonstop bubonic chronic blunts.

Ever Listen to Justin Bieber....On Weed?

Yo, we recommend finding your own personal Lil' Twist, a beanbag chair, and a soundsystem with the above tune cranked to 11.

KEEP NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH FREE... Since we started New Times Broward-Palm Beach, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of South Florida, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Matt Preira

Latest Stories