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Britney Spears' Secret Valentine: Five Scandalous Suspects

This past Valentine's Day, Britney Spears was spotted on what appeared to be a romantic rendezvous with some regular ol' shmucko.

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This is not the first time Spears has gone the anonymous route to find love. Remember, Kevin Federline built a brand around being ex-Mr. Britney Spears.

Everyone is speculating about this mysterious loverman. And none of Britney's reps are returning phone calls.

So we are left to speculate wildly about this bro's identity. Check it.

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Matt Preira