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Britney Spears' Secret Valentine: Five Scandalous Suspects

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5. Drug Dealer

While this is the least likely candidate -- Britney doesn't really do drugs like she used to -- it's not completely unheard of for someone to fall off the wagon and into love with their pusherman.

4. Sobriety Sponsor

Or maybe it's someone she met at NA and/or Church and/or Scientologist Illuminati functions and/or rituals?

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