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World Record Winner for Most Signatures Tattooed on a Back Shows Us His Penis, Maybe (VIDEO)
South Florida Tattoo Expo Slideshow
We caught up with Maria to find out about the new crown of thorns tattoo she got around her butthole, over the two names that were already there, and her potential new role as a songstress.
Maria Louise Del Rosario: Hey, I gotta tell you, it's funny, but you twisted my words around for our last interview. The girl in jail called me "Thick Shit," like t-h-i-c-k. Not "Dick Shit," like you said.
Oh shit, sorry, I can go back and change it?
No, just leave it, just leave it, it's funny. It's all over the world now. Even if it's not on purpose, take whatever ammo I give you and shoot away.
So, it's been a couple weeks now since the South Florida Tattoo Expo. What's with you?
I'm on my way walking to the train station to go get the love of my life. I met him last night on the phone. We stayed up talking all night. We literally didn't sleep. He pulled some slick shit and said he met me before.
Are you gonna get his name tattooed on your butthole?
So, I saw somewhere that now you got a crown of thorns tattoo?
I put a crown of thorns on my ass, I put it on my asshole cause I know I'm the shit, so forget the red carpet. Just roll out the toilet paper. We made a video too. I went, and I took it hard. We even had safety words like, "If I say taco, that means go." I had a belt around my neck and I didn't pull or let it loose. I took it like a champ.
Wow.
I like it hard in the ass, so I put a (tattoo) gun there not a dick. My asshole has got the crown, and that's where it's gonna stay. I'm an artist, a painter, a poet. I can sing. I'm gonna use all I've got. My art work is my gift to you and to the world. I don't want your money. When I write my book it's gonna be free. The only money I want is for my modeling. That's gonna be a big fat book with 6,000 pages.
What's your favorite song?
My anthem is "Hard" by Rihanna, and I also love Skillet's "Awake And Alive," and Eminem's "Not Afraid."
When are you going to start recording music?
Uhmmm...
What other goals do you have?
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