Here at New Times, we are infamous for glorifying the rich and famous and mocking all the stupid things they do. That being said, we decided to create a kinder list for New Year's, giving some celebs advice on which resolutions they should make this 2014. A lot of these guys need a ton of work, and we're just here to help.
So, without further ado, here is our list. See if any of your favorites made this shameful list.