Celebrity New Year's Resolutions 2014

Here at New Times, we are infamous for glorifying the rich and famous and mocking all the stupid things they do. That being said, we decided to create a kinder list for New Year's, giving some celebs advice on which resolutions they should make this 2014. A lot of these guys need a ton of work, and we're just here to help.

So, without further ado, here is our list. See if any of your favorites made this shameful list.

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Natalya Jones