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Chris Brown Brownout App Deletes the Singer From Your Internet! Five Other Musicians You're Welcome to Banish

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3. Rihanna
Is that her face on Chris Brown's neck? Is she still in love with him? Enough already. Look, we think Rihanna is talented. We don't mind breaking out her jams from time to time. But that's all we care about. Remember when we didn't have to hear about Chris Brown every time Rihanna's name came up? Get her off our internet plz.

2. Miley Cyrus
Her hair is blond. Now it's short and puffy. She's smoking out of a bong. Uh-oh, now Miley is showing off some serious side boob. Who gives a crap? Does she even make music at all anymore? We'd rather listen to a Skrillex remix of Deadmau5 ranting about EDM than hear about Miley Cyrus any day of the week.

1. One Direction
Why is the whole boy-band trend making a comeback? First it was the Wanted; now it's One Direction. Can we just send them off to an island with NKOTB, BSB, and the remaining members of 'NSync? (Excluding Justin Timberlake, of course.)



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Betsey Denberg

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