The first song I remember hearing again and again on the radio was Madonna's "Lucky Star." I was two years old. At this point in life, my MTV obsession was burgeoning. I loved to "Jump" with David Lee Roth and "Shout" with Tears for Fears. I had inappropriate "Sweet Dreams" about the Eurythmics. While those others stayed in New York when I moved away at four, Madonna came with me everywhere I went. I am totally "True Blue" to Madge.
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Sure, it was bizarre when she became Esther, uncomfortable when she yelled all over Ultra about molly, and it was a little much when her nipple slipped onstage in Turkey. But Madonna is like our creepy, cool aunt that refuses to let her age get her down or dressed fully. We, like y'alls, are heading to her show tonight at the American Airlines Arena.
Sure, it was bizarre when she became Esther, uncomfortable when she yelled all over Ultra about molly, and it was a little much when her nipple slipped onstage in Turkey. But Madonna is like our creepy, cool aunt that refuses to let her age get her down or dressed fully. We, like y'alls, are heading to her show tonight at the American Airlines Arena.
As fans of DIY fashion and Esther, we thought why not make a really cool cone bra to strap to our chests this evening? Or maybe not a cool one, but a quick one? Just for fun? Here is our simple creation which you can use as a springboard for your own creative boob endeavors.
Step 1
You start with a regular old manila folder and just cut it in half. That's right, your version of this Jean Paul Gaultier haute couture, one of a kind magical corset starts with paper.
Step 2
Roll each side into a cone and cut the bottom evenly — well, as evenly as you can. No one, not even Madonna, has the two tits the same size.
Step 3
Take some duct tape and messily wrap each cone with it. You'll be on stage (in your own head), no one'll notice the wrinkles. Besides, they make it look more like fabric, dontcha think?
Step 4
Polk holes on either side of each cone and draw a string of some sort through it. You're one step from Madonna's boobies! Also, so you feel more relevant, Madge even brought a reinvented version of this bad boy back for a recent Tel Aviv show. It's still "in."
Step 5
Finally, poke another hole at the top of each cone, at a 90 degree angle from the other holes.
Ta da!
Tie the two strings at the top around your neck and the longest string around your back, and you've got your very own Madonna cone bra. Sure these are a little lopsided, but on you, they'll look great. Especially if you have more than 20 minutes to craft them.
Have fun tonight at the show. And let us know if any nips slip.
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