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F**k PETA! Ten Animals Lady Gaga Should Mercilessly Slaughter in the Name of Fashion



Lady Gaga is firing back at PETA and other animal rights activists who have lambasted the pop-star fashionista for wearing fur. 


"I am choosing not to comment on whether or not the furs I purchase are faux fur-pile or real," Gaga posted on her internet toilet stall, uh, we mean social networking site, Littlemonsters.com, "because I would think it hypocritical not to acknowledge the python, ostrich, cow hide, leather, lamb, alligator, 'kermit' and not to mention meat, that I have already worn."

Now, M'lady's logic -- "Hey, PETA, you never cared when I killed all of those other animals! What gives?" -- is not especially airtight. Still, County Grind vehemently supports Gaga's red-blooded North American right to murder living beings so that their corpses may be repurposed as nonfunctional articles of highly aesthetic clothing.

Here are ten buggers we'd like to see her go after next.

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Matt Preira