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Five Floridians We'd Like to See Perform in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

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2. The Chonga Girls - "Chongalicious"
It is high time that the world accepts these girls for the cultural icons they truly are. We refuse to believe that this nugget of Hialeahness has faded into the digital oblivion of flash in the pan acts. No! We demand an over-sized float that looks like a raft with two runways filled with the thickest mamis that good Macy's money can buy! Or would El Dorado have to pony up for their fee? Who cares, plump turkeys remind us of panty lines.

1. Cavity - "Sweat and Swagger"
I've been awfully quiet about my Cavity obsession as of late, but Lord have mercy, if these guys finally stop eating shit with their "reunion" plans and give me a massive fucking coronary by doing the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Literally, I would turn the TV on and be all like, shit, did I leave the stereo on? What the hey? Holy shit!!! It's Cavity on TV (clutching chest), THIS IS IT ELIZABETH!!! I'M COMING HOME! 

C'mon Mr. Gorostiaga, I know you are reading this!

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