If you had to pick one group of fans who should be hand-selected to enjoy the Rapture, wouldn't it be Parrotheads? Those Hawaiian-shirt wearing, tailgating drunkards can't join the afterlife fast enough. But Buffett keeps cranking out the albums, over and over and over, a conveyor-belt of chum that seems to appease his fanbase but makes the rest of us chuckle.
He's been called "beach bum as mythic figure." Bum, yes -- mythic, no. Of course, we won't be chuckling if we're not rapturing. But maybe these unreleased Buffett albums will help fill the void.
5. Mo Mangos, Mo Money (With Warren Buffett)
4. Drunk On a Boat (Again)
3. Tofu/Quinoa Mash in Purgatory
2. Son of a Son of the Son-of-a-Bitch Sailor Who Stole My Beer
1. Hey! There's My Fucking Salt Shaker!