Five Political Roles Andrew W.K. Should Be Appointed to Next

Shortly after the Internet sharted its metaphorical pantaloons following Andrew W.K.'s announcement that he would be the United States' cultural ambassador to Bahrain, it looks like the pop-star and motivational speaker will not be awarded the post after all.

County Grind thinks this is a good decision on the part of the State Department.

And not because we think W.K. is ill-suited for the job. In fact, we think he's overqualified!

Here are five political, civic, and/or public service roles Andrew W.K. should pursue now that he doesn't have to waste his time imparting iPad values to the Middle East.

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Matt Preira