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Five Reasons Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Will Stay Together


Well folks, if you were wondering how Avril Lavigne would pick up the pieces of her broken heart after a short-lived marriage to Sum 41's Deryck Whibley and a whirlwind romance with Brody Jenner, the answer is by marrying Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. This is a band whose most redeeming quality is Jason Alexander starring in their latest video.

The truth of the matter is, this romantic issue was probably definitely not on your mind. Regardless, in some circle of the Canadian celebrity pool, somebody felt it was necessary to release the information regarding the totally irrelevant couple's nuptials.

All making fun aside, we're so excited for them (OK, not really) but we think this relationship will totally work out and here's why.

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Betsey Denberg