We're sure some of our readers are dying to wear their snakeskin pants on a boat, and that's why we are thrilled to alert you to the perfect opportunity to do so. Poison frontman and reality TV whore, Bret Michaels will be embarking on a rockin cruise from Miami to Cozumel and back next November, and for a bit of cash, you can hop on board with him for what he promises will be an "epic" voyage -- dare we say a Rock of Love... Boat. Though your meals will be included while on board, there are a few things we think you should bring, in addition to the pants, to ensure you'll be rocking to the max.
What's left of your awesome '80s long hair
Bret Michaels' Super Cruise. November 10-14. Embarks from Miami via the Carnival Destiny. Click here.
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