That's right, fuck 'em. What did they ever do for us? 2-for-1 Sex on the Beach shots? Touched by an Angel
? The Simple Life 2
? It's enough to make anyone want to claw their eyes out. With that in mind, the brains behind the monthly 100% Artcore night at Karma Lounge give you an alternative. "Fuck Tuesdays is the flipside of the Artcore coin," says Artcore co-organizer Brendan Grubb. "And it's nice to throw a show I don't have to shave for." That's because it's at the Poor House, so you don't have to worry about digging your only button-down shirt out of the hamper. DJs Mr. AmericaX, Cornbread, and Funk Uranium throw down a handful of noise, no wave, and experimental rock; you can also catch a live set by Partial Birth and DeathDigsDisco. -- Audra Schroeder
Fuck Tuesdays takes place at 11 p.m. Tuesday, July 13 at the Poor House, 110 SW Third Ave., Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-522-5145.