7. JT and Jay Z in black and white Sure Justin Timberlake and Jay Z are two of the more talented successful guys in the universe, but why do they get to turn the whole world black and white?
6. Carrie Underwood's weird dress as screen It appeared as if Carrie Underwood took a tramp stamp-looking pee in her big old Grammy dress. They used her skirt on which to project creepy butterflies and other sorts of "feminine" screensavers. It made us squirm.
5. Ryan Seacrest Last night, we called Ryan Seacrest the herpes of television. He profits from every sneezy snot that blows from a nose on the small screen, but why does he then also have to host everything? Also, haven't we saved the music yet? Can someone just save it already? Warren Buffett? Anyone?
And, in related non-musical host news, why did Johnny Depp introduce Mumford and Sons in drag?